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@Marzimaned Pwease we are compewting as fast as pawsuble ;w;

The individual, his freedom and reason, are the products of society, and not vice versa: society is not the product of individuals comprising it; and the higher, the more fully the individual is developed, the greater his freedom.
-- Mikhail Bakunin

#anarchism #quote #bot

family, stupid, fetishization of “facts” 

SISTER: this reddit post says the FDA classifies honey as raw meat; that’s so cursed
MOM: that doesn’t sound right
DAD: do you believe everything you read on social media?
ME: oh my god it doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not
DAD (irate): no, it’s misinformation, you can’t let it spread
MOM: …it says online it’s classified as a type of sugar
DAD: this is why it’s important to cite your sources
ME: you know what, I’m tired of treating “facts” as a moral imperative—
SISTER: I’m uh, going to the bathroom
ME: most people do not make decisions based on facts!!
MOM: that’s not true!
ME: …was that a fact or an extrapolation?
MOM: not all—
BOB EVANS WAITER: here’s the check i hope you have a lovely evening

RT @elielcruz@twitter.com

.@DJRarela@twitter.com was tired of seeing only certain MLK quotes shared so he made some others worth sharing as well:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/elielcruz/status/8

aaaaaaaaaah tiny lizard friend at dinner 

This is the cutest, tiniest smol gecko you have ever seen, doing little bleps on the side of my water glass. They are tiny and perfect.

omg Dutch people are little babies about spicy food

"spicy" should cause pain and suffering. I should be sniffling at a minimum, but ideally I would be crying uncontrollably

a little black pepper isn't gonna cut it y'all, c'mon

@c0debabe Even the guillotine had a ramp and a waist-height operating handle. ;)

If it's not accessible, it's not revolutionary. ✨

Let us take a moment to remember the most important Tweet of our lifetime

If there's anything natural element that looks like it's been made by an advanced alien civilization, it's crystallized bismuth.
Seriously - it's like the fairies that used to live in mushroom circles now live in a post-singularity society.

automation, labor 

things seem simple or natural to humans because we have experienced them for our entire lives. so we think, this is simple for a human, so we could make it simple for a computer, and obscure the complexities. i know for a fact that mcdonalds has given hundreds of millions to advanced AI researchers to replicate a cashier taking your order, and the experience still isnt acceptable. what a waste of scientific minds. anyway the coming of full automation has been greatly exaggerated

wanted: small to size group of femfolk to shower me in attention, bring me breakfast, play Mario Party. :paw_fx90_thumbs_up:

Many queer and lgbtq people have built rich traditions for new generations to take part in. But even so, sometimes a well used road is not one that you can travel on.

It’s ok to have to find a new path for yourself.

You will surely make the way easier for others who share your experiences.

#nonbinary #nonbinarypositivity #lgbtq #nonbinarypride #activism ..

:drake_dislike: throwing insane amounts of money down a hole to try and moonshot full automation to drive down wages under capitalism

:drake_like: asking workers what would make their tasks easier and building targeted automation to ease the workload under socialism

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