jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

#yunohost ?

i think we should abolish the concept of being heterosexual/homosexual/whatever and just go by what you're attracted to without any sort of relation to what your own gender is

Fun fact, millionaires CAN'T live with themselves, that's why they own, like, WAY too many houses!

Wow this is a perfect article

@evie it was you! you were the gay all along, you just had to believe in yourself.

@evie @noelle i cant wait to find out that I’m being played by scarlet Johansson

I knew it!!!
I always had a hunch but it's great to get confirmation
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-you-the-reader-were-gay-all-along/

*notice your mortal brain*
ꙮWꙮ wat's dis?

I'm a smol cishet white man uwu bean so if I ever make you uncomfortable, u should tell me uwu. But only in DMs so I'm not embarrassed in public. But don't be too mean or I mite get scared OwO. Also theres a chance ill straight up ignore you. Pleas be patient!

Feelin cute so here’s my outfit :) #ootd

Fullstop talking to a non-Chavista leftist Venezuelan about our country's politics is the most refreshing shit ever even if I'm ignorant of a lot of things

And a far cry from reading gringos comment on it for sure lmao

@DragonessDella @andi

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr.Bond... I expect you will be surrendering your rather handsome collection of estates"

@DragonessDella I think if there were more actual communists on TV; It'd be like FDR all over again where the Liberals would be embracing AOC with open arms to ward off total proletarian uprising.

Jupiter says trans rights!

@JohnBrownJr a turkey baster shaped like your knuckles.

jk we decided a pastry bag (or multiple) filled with cum would be a better storage/delivery system