jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Dectective Pikachu has now been rated NC-17 for "flagrant, uncontrollable ass-eating"

PROFESSOR: so tell me why are you all are taking this class on social media?
EVERYONE: *some variation on “I like instagram and want a job”*
ME: I’m interested in the ways social media allow companies to assert ownership over organically formed communities… *tents fingers* and how to put a stop to that
PROFESSOR (nervous): …ok

I saw a new gender-word today that I'm already kind of in love with:

Femby!!

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096457873570316289

and I would have gotten away with it if it werent for that meddling claque and their talking cat !!

Welp. I have been hit with one too many unexpected expenses and I'm officially Broke for the rest of the month. If you've got a couple bucks you can toss toward groceries, I'd really appreciate it.

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
https://Venmo.com/Noelle-Anthony-2

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096427671263866882

lazy

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096397473550094336

rly miss this early 2000s pixel aesthetic

pls bring it back mastodon https://computerfairi.es/media/_FuWzy5A_nqgYcF9VbM https://computerfairi.es/media/wLLsFg4bnCmX4dSjVxc https://computerfairi.es/media/0RCASf1phkZweKJ701I https://computerfairi.es/media/jkJ6tlzp-wfWYUiYCqA

@jackofallEves

I actually had to leave that instance because the admin agreed with the politics of the instance "honey.church." She added the ban on he/him lesbians after I confronted her about said instance.

so, in case anyone didnt hear, apparently lesbiab.space is not allowing he/him lesbians now. This fact is codified in their rules page, the admin has declined to comment on the issue at this time.

@BDA the music industry doesnt understand that black sabbath albums sounding like they were recorded in a cave was the whole fucking point

electricity was invented in 1776 by thomas edison because he needed a way to murder an elephant

boost if ICE is a terrorist organization