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bruh these messages in the splatoon 3 city are MEAN tonight

don't care what the haters say, switch is the best system because I can prop it up in a book holder and have something to do while suffering

food cw 

I've made a mistake getting the hot sauce in this burrito

at least I made this calculated risk over a long weekend with not much else to do 🙃

(takes another bite)

tried out a different shading method here, it looks kind of cool but i need to get better at it i think
#art #anthro

I think living close to work is fine, but I feel like more people need to be reminded of what company towns are and why they're bad

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random office workers that choose to spend their free money and time by van camping: unusual but fine

youtube video titled, "I'm A Nurse Living At A Hospital Parking Lot In My Car (The VanLife Nursing Dream)": there are so many fucking warning alarms going off in my head that my ears are figuratively bleeding :blobsweats:

I know tens of millions of people have said it before but: food good

I try so hard to like autostraddle content and yet every time I find myself disappointed or excluded

food/eating 

now that I'm more familiar with dishes where you can just hold the bowl closer to your face, it makes western or plated food feel so distant

it's so comforting on a cold night to hold a warm bowl

thought I was strong enough to watch a video on a shiba inu cafe but 2 minutes into the video I'm already in tears because there's a dog wearing a lil bee costume/shirt!!

:blobsob:​ and there's like 20 doggos and they all rush up to greet you and in various colors and sizes!!! I CAn'T!!!

owlbear, but the owl part is less literal, and more about the coloring being similar plus that the flexibility of the neck is far greater than a usual bear

Little cold. Winter chills start as the temperature quickly drops. Pheasant calls can be heard in the forest 🌡

Dragons who are librarians 

-Always know of some strange, obscure tome that is exactly the book you need (regardless of whether it's the book you want.)

-Return books late or damaged at your peril, though.

-When you're walking through the immense shelves, and you see something in the dim light ahead hanging down in front of the books. You approach. Suddenly, as you get close, you realize it's a huge, scaly tail. You follow it with your gaze up to the top of the shelf to see a pair of glowing eyes staring back at you.
"You'll want to take a right at the end of this row," the dragon says. "Then go three rows down and turn left." The tail retracts back up into the shadows above the books, and with a sudden, fluid movement, the dragon is gone.
You never actually told the dragon what you were looking for.

-"Oh you don't need a library card." *growling chuckle* "I will remember your scent."

It's our sincere hope that the majority of the fediverse swiftly blocks wank.social.

Show sex workers that you want us here. That you value seeing the kind of unique art we bring and we promise you that the reward will be a lot greater than regurgitated clips and pics seen in a million other places online. Don't just put in personal domain blocks (though that's a great start!) Ask your admins to block it at the server level.

I need a little extra money this month, I'm trying to replace all of my identity documents I lost. This is going to cost money for each item and I don't entirely know all the costs involved but I know that a birth certificate copy cost at least $30.

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