🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

lmaooo getting a "MLM" ad on youtube

"omg do you wanna make passive income from your kitchen?"

literally pulls out a poster with a pyramid of people and arrows on it 🤣

lol nope!

Hey, real talk

just buying a gun doesn't solve any problems whatsoever

thanks for my 4 second TED talk that should be fucking obvious from the news but I guess not!

using "furryfediverse dot org" as my reference to this toot

is it just me, or do most of the furry instance preview/banner images NOT contain ANY women characters???

I could be missing someone on a group portrait ?

but otherwise, if I was a brand new furry looking for mastodon instances to pick, I would've assumed mastodon was a cis-man-dominated space

people think that sheep that got lost for 6 years is CUTE?!?!?!?

if y'all found a feral human child with SIX YEARS OF MATTED HAIR, y'all would NOT think that's cute

because that's what happened!!

domesticated sheep cannot shed their wool like wild animals can!

they need us to shear it!

it doesn't hurt, it's exactly like a hair cut!

WTF how disconnected from nature and history are y'all?!?

this is horse sense!

farm sense!!!

I'm thankful my graduating class only had to do up to alg 2 maybe? I def didn't have to do anything after it

but that doesn't mean I had go to to tutoring ALL THE TIME and during those tutorials it was pretty common to see me in a SOBBING mess over it

for something I'm fairly sure I haven't ever used! what a cool use of educational resources!!!

made the mistake of watching those "twitter asks a specialized scientist things" videos

how much of my rage should be put on individuals not caring about the world around them

and how much of it should be on education systems for over emphasizing algebra kids are def not going to use

using a time machine to tell art school me it literally won't matter how well I render paintings
because people in 8~ years will let computers take over the entire visual art industry for obviously worse work

lol proving my point one source says 6ft even, the other says 5'10

how famous do you have to be before people know how tall you are? 😆

I'm pretty sure Neil Cicierega is taller than 6ft but I guess it's a mystery lol 👻

wonder how famous you gotta be before the internet knows on a factoid level how tall you are

@jk horses were much smaller around the time humans started riding them the first time, so it must've looked even sillier on a smaller creature 😆

wonder if there's a way of adding pull lines (pulleys? pull cord?) into bat fursuit wings so the lower joints in the wing bend

joint bones in bat wings bend y'all