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me a few hours ago: I'll read this manga because it seems like it'll have a hilarious premise

me now: oh no the backstory is revealed and I'm thinking about my own childhood ⚠️

lol I've been on federation for so long? is that the more accurate phrasing?

jfc I've been on this website for so long and I *JUST* realized the "bio" box in the profile settings is stretchable, you can click and drag to make it bigger

I was typing things on a text document, pasting it in, and then looking at the live profile hoping it looked the way I wanted it to

quote I just made up 

the most difficult beast to tame isn't one of the wilds, but the one of the heart

guns mentioned - toy context 

at least tumblr and insta have prepared me for this moment so I know what to do (pulls out 2 colorful toy pistols 1 labeled: report, the other labeled: block)

youtube: hey, do you want some women anime/manga youtubers?

me: I'm a million years behind on anime/manga but I'm so tired of men youtubers (rapid fire clicking)

Nevertheless She Persisted

A state senator of Nebraska, Machaela Cavanaugh has filibustered anti-trans legislation for 3 weeks. Even when she had strep.

I donated to her campaign. Link below the article.

apnews.com/article/filibuster-

cavanaughforlegislature.org/

:boost_requested: i'm curious about something, so here is a #poll for people ages 18-39 who don't have kids:

setting aside your current and prospective economic situation, do you want kids?

welp, plugged it back in, messed with a bunch of buttons, even tried unscrewing it apart

guess I need a new coffee maker

internet says to reset the coffee maker I have to leave it unplugged for half an hour but,...

coffee...

I see the liberals are trying to catch nazis in logical fallacies again as some way to triumph over them. Here's the thing: while it might feel good to go "ha! they can't even define what woke actually means!" the thing is that it doesn't matter to them

The right doesn't care if it lacks definitions or if it's hypocritical or even contradictory. "Woke" is just their dog whistle for "people we want to exterminate" that they can say without being perceived as "not being rude", something the liberal establishment seems to care more about than the underlying sentiment

Saying "you can't even define woke" is about as effective as saying "the president is not named Brandon". It doesn't matter. The important thing is that "let's go Brandon" gives them social cover that "fuck the president" doesn't

Stop asking nazis to define woke and start telling them that you know they want to commit genocide and you'll fight them

coffee maker seems to be broken, but I don't want to leave the house without coffee :bunhdsad:

good 'ole my dad the "not any kind of doctor" giving me medication advice 🙄

usa job/layoff info 

not sure if this info has already been shared on here, but you can search,

"(state name) WARN list"

to find out which companies with more than 100 employees are laying off people :boost_ok:

I swear, was there anything actually worth learning in k-12 history classes or should we just go ahead and rename it to

"memorizing cishet white men's names"

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