🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

My ability to remember names is absolutely terrible

The meme idea from earlier

I don't care what anyone says it was worth it

it's so damn CUTE!!!

did I share that I bought the plush switch axe dlc on monhon last night?

it's so damn cute

ok I'm back from the dog walk, let's do this

I gotta go, if I read another panel the pull of the drama unfolding will be more powerful than a black hole and I won't be able to escape

this manga is tearing me apart!!

me a few hours ago: I'll read this manga because it seems like it'll have a hilarious premise

me now: oh no the backstory is revealed and I'm thinking about my own childhood ⚠️

lol I've been on federation for so long? is that the more accurate phrasing?

jfc I've been on this website for so long and I *JUST* realized the "bio" box in the profile settings is stretchable, you can click and drag to make it bigger

I was typing things on a text document, pasting it in, and then looking at the live profile hoping it looked the way I wanted it to

the most difficult beast to tame isn't one of the wilds, but the one of the heart

Formulating a meme idea

at least tumblr and insta have prepared me for this moment so I know what to do (pulls out 2 colorful toy pistols 1 labeled: report, the other labeled: block)

oh no, are there porn bots here now too??

there's a chance I might get deep into shoujo this year

youtube: hey, do you want some women anime/manga youtubers?

me: I'm a million years behind on anime/manga but I'm so tired of men youtubers (rapid fire clicking)

welp, plugged it back in, messed with a bunch of buttons, even tried unscrewing it apart

guess I need a new coffee maker

internet says to reset the coffee maker I have to leave it unplugged for half an hour but,...

coffee...