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420/cannabis 

that feel when you go to the dispensary and one of the OG strains is available

(for me and my area that's blue dream, golden goat, lemon haze, etc)

420/cannabis 

thank gosh weed anxiety is predictable (for me anyway), if I can find something else to focus on with some deep breathing the anxiety will creep back down at a steady pace

not saying it's fun, or easy, but this ain't my first weed-fueled mental rodeo

what a delightful way to pass the time

wonder how much it would piss off my nerdier family members if I told them to watch it

ok I finally uploaded the new banner art

painted in pro create from photo reference

reference credit flic.kr/p/U6e6Vb

death cw 

I love this reoccurring joke that people could potentially still do things after they die

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watching Cunk on Earth was the best decision I've made today

420/joke thought 

what if aliens found us already but we were too cringe and they left?

aliens: ew, DANCING? SINGING??? uuugghhfejwofjqopcxmifjsdaf;sa we gotta GO

some caps lock 

went to look up a character online because I don't know who they are and the auto suggest is "(name) death"

then when I load up the "(name)" search one of the first results is "(name) kills in cold blood"

COULD WE NOT...HAVE SPOILERS IN THE SEARCH RESULTS....

watched a new(?) documentary on the Waco Massacre and that was more fucked up in a way I wasn't expecting

caps lock 

(starts planning a barbie movie midnight release party in my head)

(remembers I'm immune compromised so I can't sit in a full theater)

FUCK!!!

Medical neg - 

I hate everything about IVs, I hate how painful it is, I hate looking at it, I hate how much of a baby I get around them

made the new banner art, now I just need to ,...migrate it to a different device for upload

… wish dragon? Afraid you summoned the wrong magical eel, unless your wish was getting wet

flattered but I’m talking rain, darling

#MastoArt #dragon #OriginalCharacter #DigitalArt

plus, US DJs are absolute cowards for not having some sort of extra monitor/light brite-thing that reads "FCK NZS" (Fuck Nazis)

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I've gone through a lot of twitch DJs in the past few years, but these techno Germans never disappoint

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me, pointing to my laptop screen with s1e1 of Pokemon playing, sobbing: hE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

I'm so used to getting like barely anything from the animal crossing amiibo cards that it felt like Christmas opening up a pokemon TCG pack

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