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The glue from the ballot envelope is making me nauseous XmX);;;

Are there any freelance designers (or design+devs) who work in Squarespace? My author website needs an overhaul, and I simply don't have the skill or time to make it both nice and functional!

in a mood but I dont' want to talk about it: a weekend classic™

Whenever I have to transport large amounts of illicitly acquired cash, I choose a nondescript briefcase like this, because nobody expects there to be an exorbitant amount of money in it

wonder if it's too much to ask for a sports yuri manga or anime....that isn't full of tiny non muscular uwu gals...

poverty is not a moral failing but being a billionaire is

The Internet is at a point where I trust the geocities-ass page that looks like a child made it more than any slickly produced modern web experience.

I crave your shitty blogs. Give me your UNDER CONSTRUCTION gifs.

idk who needs to hear this, but if you need to take time in-between the flu vaccine before you take the covid vaccine (or vice versa)

schedule the vaccines days or a week apart, internet rando: me grants you permission ✨

because that's what I do, and I can't imagine having to do both on the same day

o m g, a whole ass mall was bought for 100$?

I thought I kept mishearing or misreading it for 100 million...100 regular dollars....Dang

mall walking is real?! I really thought that was just a gag for Bertie and Tuca

phew, I'm here early enough that it's mostly families here doing laundry

at the very least I have to stop by and use their change machine guilt-free

((there's nobody physically operating the place, it's all remote via cameras))

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(squinting face in discomfort) I might have to risk the 24/7 self laundry place again

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