🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

pretty much the only distinctive part of the dream I had last night is that I got a vaccine or shot injected into my head

let me clarify, my head and scalp were fine, intact, but some rando jammed a stamp like device into the left half of my head for a few seconds and and that was the shot

I feel like I can remember how it stung...

"congrats orphans <3"

"you won, but it won't fix your relationship with your family lol" <-- family was underlined

bruh these messages in the splatoon 3 city are MEAN tonight

don't care what the haters say, switch is the best system because I can prop it up in a book holder and have something to do while suffering

I've made a mistake getting the hot sauce in this burrito

at least I made this calculated risk over a long weekend with not much else to do 🙃

(takes another bite)

random office workers that choose to spend their free money and time by van camping: unusual but fine

youtube video titled, "I'm A Nurse Living At A Hospital Parking Lot In My Car (The VanLife Nursing Dream)": there are so many fucking warning alarms going off in my head that my ears are figuratively bleeding ​

I know tens of millions of people have said it before but: food good

I try so hard to like autostraddle content and yet every time I find myself disappointed or excluded

now that I'm more familiar with dishes where you can just hold the bowl closer to your face, it makes western or plated food feel so distant

it's so comforting on a cold night to hold a warm bowl

thought I was strong enough to watch a video on a shiba inu cafe but 2 minutes into the video I'm already in tears because there's a dog wearing a lil bee costume/shirt!!

​ and there's like 20 doggos and they all rush up to greet you and in various colors and sizes!!! I CAn'T!!!

owlbear, but the owl part is less literal, and more about the coloring being similar plus that the flexibility of the neck is far greater than a usual bear