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pokemon swsh spoilers | bein' silly 

Researcher Gal: BLIMEY, I'm sure glad That Weird Kid didn't get away with DESTROYING the PRICELESS RUINS!

(not even 2 seconds after she finishes speaking)

everyone: :blobfearful:

(to be continued meme)

omg omg omg I think I got someone on insta to draw them!!! 🤩 :abunhdhappyhop:

tuca and bertie watered my crops, cleared my acne, and the rest of the meme

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the 10,000 artists I follow online: tell me what to draw for the 6 fanarts meme!

me, every single time: TUCA AND/OR BERTIE! 🐦 🦉

ACNH | furry 

so kicks is visiting my island today and has...blue paw shoes...and I had to know if they had toe beans! so I bought'em

they do have toe beans btw

:masto_ball_blue:​ Wild Area #News :masto_ball_blue:

Small Pokémon, including many babies, will be more common in Max Raid Battles until April 15. Available Pokémon are Ditto, Pichu, Cleffa, Togepi, Tyrogue, Wynaut, Budew, Bonsly, Mime Jr., Munchlax, Riolu, Mantyke, and Toxel.

These Pokémon are likely to drop helpful breeding items Everstone and Destiny Knot :ditto:

#WildArea #MaxRaids #Ditto #Baby #Breeding #Pokemon

Metal style rant 

(deep inhale)

IT'S NOT MY RULE THAT ALL DOGS OUTSIDE HAVE TO BE ON A LEASH!!!!

IT'S CITY LAW!
IT'S STATE LAW!

IT'S COMMON DECENCY TO PEOPLE AFRAID OF DOGS!!!

IF YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE WHO "DOESN'T BELIEVE IN LEASHES" THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN BOUNDARIES EITHER!!!!

AC:NH 

Flick visited my island today and I feel like ran around my island so much it dug a trail trying to find enough insects to sell at night

but I finished another house loan! 😎 🎊

& I get why y'all like Flick, but CJ is my personal fave and they're def dating so it's a win-win, right?

Roommate drama AGAIN 

So our internet went out, due to an OUTAGE, last night. It was only out for maybe an hour, but my roommate stomps out and starts assuming I DID IT. TO GET HER PERSONALLY... can you imagine being such a narcissist???

I didn't have wifi either, but I wasn't going to ENGAGE in THIS shit at 1 in the morning

Later the next day, the second I left my room to use the bathroom roommate suddenly shares VERY loudly she's using her hotspot

I hate everything about this

ACNH 

Ok I know y'all love Flick, but CJ asked if I have an "anglersona" and NOW I WANT ONE

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Take a nice long shower or bath. Let the water loosen your muscles and your mind.

🎶 late night laundry 🎶
🎶 doin' my laundry, late at night 🎶

Flick is the most Mastodon character on Animal crossing

✨World weary expression belies uplifting spirit
✨Could be any gender
✨Art commissions
✨Obsessed with a niche topic (bugs)
✨Writes stirringly about their passion
✨Amazing personal aesthetics

Animal Crossing New Horizons 

Yeessssss

Rare fish strategy: scare away the fish (running, intentionally failing to catch a fish) you don't want in a rando island so you don't need bait, no guilt about ruining the flowers either

Sturgeon was the biggest shadow, no fin, between 2 rocks on the coast where the river meets it, but def the "ocean" half of where they meet

Animal Crossing | poetry 

I was in 5th grade when the 1st animal crossing game came out, so my letters were riddled with spelling errors, grammar errors, and words separated by line breaks

villagers HATE this, they consider it an insult

so, I had the idea of coping haikus. I figured it was the only meaningful type of content that could fit into an AC letter, and villagers can't tell anyway

I still do this, but now I want a book of (poetically) accurate translations of Japanese classic haikus

Rewatching Aggretsuko because I can

Netflix is hard CORE pushing Beastars on me and like, yes, I'll get to it, but please just let me rewatch junk right now

Animal Crossing New Horizons 

Behold, my offline name

If only my real passport could have a photo this cute and cool

changed my icon back to the full body fishing icon because New Animal Crossing

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

Does anyone know what this Stone Tablet says? Or what it's referencing to? :bunhdthink:

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