🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

(Runs into the room) I knew I was forgetting something!

Happy 420 y'all 🤠😎 🎉🎊🎆✨

I thought I had an "ugly" villager, Harry the hippo

I couldn't find him at all today, but when I finally did, he was in the fish wing of the museum, transfixed on the guppies I had donated...
...
...there aren't any ugly villagers, just ugly perceptions of said villagers...

these has been my "flu" symptoms for the past week

me: I feel comfy and warm

thermometer: you have a low-grade fever

(a couple of painkillers later)

me: oh great now my hands are frozen

can't wait for that season 2 & movie

I still can NOT get over Kabu's signature on his card, considering his aesthetic I would've SWORN he was a "traditional brush pen signature" kinda guy

but it looks like he picked up the THINNEST sharpie that was around and nonchalantly signed his card with it, it's barely legible!!

So there's an "Englishman in New York",

And "An American in Paris"

Where's the "Frenchman in London"?

just to complete the set

(Reading manga character bios on serebii.net)

Blue thinks hiding Yellow's gender is funny??

(2 seconds later)

yELLOW IS A GAL?!?!

(Was someone going to tell me this meme)

Researcher Gal: BLIMEY, I'm sure glad That Weird Kid didn't get away with DESTROYING the PRICELESS RUINS!

(not even 2 seconds after she finishes speaking)

everyone:

(to be continued meme)

omg omg omg I think I got someone on insta to draw them!!! 🤩

tuca and bertie watered my crops, cleared my acne, and the rest of the meme

the 10,000 artists I follow online: tell me what to draw for the 6 fanarts meme!

me, every single time: TUCA AND/OR BERTIE! 🐦 🦉

so kicks is visiting my island today and has...blue paw shoes...and I had to know if they had toe beans! so I bought'em

they do have toe beans btw

(deep inhale)

IT'S NOT MY RULE THAT ALL DOGS OUTSIDE HAVE TO BE ON A LEASH!!!!

IT'S CITY LAW!
IT'S STATE LAW!

IT'S COMMON DECENCY TO PEOPLE AFRAID OF DOGS!!!

IF YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE WHO "DOESN'T BELIEVE IN LEASHES" THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN BOUNDARIES EITHER!!!!

Flick visited my island today and I feel like ran around my island so much it dug a trail trying to find enough insects to sell at night

but I finished another house loan! 😎 🎊

& I get why y'all like Flick, but CJ is my personal fave and they're def dating so it's a win-win, right?

So our internet went out, due to an OUTAGE, last night. It was only out for maybe an hour, but my roommate stomps out and starts assuming I DID IT. TO GET HER PERSONALLY... can you imagine being such a narcissist???

I didn't have wifi either, but I wasn't going to ENGAGE in THIS shit at 1 in the morning

Later the next day, the second I left my room to use the bathroom roommate suddenly shares VERY loudly she's using her hotspot

I hate everything about this

Ok I know y'all love Flick, but CJ asked if I have an "anglersona" and NOW I WANT ONE

Gay fishing beaver is in my town!! :3