🐲Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- She/Her
- Species
- Croc/Gator-Dragon
- Western Astrology
- ☀♍🌙♓
- Timezone
- UTC/GMT -7
🔮 astrology | 420 | slice of life | animation | comics | visual 2D artist | furry/scaly ✨
"These fists tell a story! And it's a story of love and friendship!" - Pokemon X & Y
⚠️ CW/TW: I love storms, use a lot of caps lock, and old school emoticons :3
🔞 I don't post NSFW material, but might share it
((also online at @mechadragon ))
[current avatar commissioned from Fray https://fray.tumblr.com]
Joined Apr 2018
Anime | the office meme | 1000% calling myself out lol
made a discovery today
half-baked shit post/joke | celebrity child name
Person 1: What’s Elon musk’s child’s name?
Person 2: XJ-9
P1: no,… that’s the robot MC from "My Life as a Teenage Robot"
P2: AK-47?
P1: that’s the gun
P2: N64?
P1: the gaming system
P2: 2x4?
P1: carpentry; lumber size
P2: I-dunno-anymore 
P1: close enough (writes that down)
Phew, finally finished all the shit I had to today, video game escapism time activate! (Flashy transformation sequence where nothing happens)
the main reason why I've been putting it off is that after I'm done with it I'm no longer in "timeless virus mode" and have to switch into "moving mode" which is the WORST
gonna do the thing and finally fill out boring paperwork
420 | ACNH
I've got most of my islanders to say "blaze it" as their catchphrase 
my eyes: looking at animal crossing
my ears: listening to parks and rec stream
my brain: in this paper, I will explain why Parks & Recreation and Animal Crossing share similar values and themes such as... 
*valley-girl voice* uhmm, if I'm SO lame, how come I've got tHREE new friend requests from the splatoon 2 demo this week?? Hmm??? 
Hereby declare, "Bees?" As the best Cards Against Humanity card
Other cards are funny, but then "Bees?" Show up and I lose my shit 
personal | thinking out loud
turns out the reason I've been sweating so much while I'm asleep is probably because I switched to a synthetic bedding material :x (cotton -> microfiber)
so now I'm researching if I want to get cotton again or something new like bamboo
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Creepy fortune teller: "I'm afraid these cards indicate a great misfortune in your future"
ME: "not so fast!" *raises duel disk* "you triggered my trap card: mirror force!"
FT: "I'm sorry? I don't understand"
ME: "that clears the table of your reading. Next, I play pot of greed, which allows me to draw two more cards from the deck *lays out*
FT: "wha- that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works!"
ME: "and the new card is 'the world' upright, meaning I will receive a sense of completion and contentment in my current endeavors!"
FT: "what is going on?!?"
ME: "now I have defeated your evil fortune, so you are banished to the shadow realm"
FT: "please leave my shop"
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I do hope someone’s actually made this design from The Owl House available. ^_^
ACNH | anime/manga
did anyone look at Raymond (cat with glasses) and think of Beastars?
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BandCamp is waiving all fees today for the independent musicians that sell music on the platform. Last month they did this and I built out my personal library quite a bit. Already got a full cart for today.
Any favorite artists on there? Share me a link today!
bandcamp.com
I'm hoping splatfests stay for the rest of 2020, the banter between Marina and Pearl has cleared my acne and watered my crops 😆
Fursona/Scalesona | music | k-pop
Pfft, I don't have any songs that remind me of my sonsas
(Listens to "Alligator" by MONSTA X for the first time)
Shit! now I GOTTA make a mix for my sona! 
Paleontology
newly discovered "Crazy Beast"
https://www.dmns.org/science/earth-sciences/projects/marooned-on-mesozoic-madagascar/
the soda hierarchy
✨ fountain soda ✨
⬇️
glass bottle soda
🔽
canned soda
🔽
plastic bottle soda
stuff just tastes better in glass bottles??
new OC | furry/scaly | dragon
so I made a spotify album cover that had a glow-in-the-dark dragon DJ on it
decided to flesh out a super basic ref sheet for said DJ (DJ ST0N3RW1Z@RD)
Her glowing marks are natural, not paint, so they don't wash off or sweat off. They're almost unnoticeable in regular daylight/indoor lighting.
Currently, keeping her face markless because it seems cooler that way??
- Pronouns
- She/Her
- Species
- Croc/Gator-Dragon
- Western Astrology
- ☀♍🌙♓
- Timezone
- UTC/GMT -7
🔮 astrology | 420 | slice of life | animation | comics | visual 2D artist | furry/scaly ✨
"These fists tell a story! And it's a story of love and friendship!" - Pokemon X & Y
⚠️ CW/TW: I love storms, use a lot of caps lock, and old school emoticons :3
🔞 I don't post NSFW material, but might share it
((also online at @mechadragon ))
[current avatar commissioned from Fray https://fray.tumblr.com]
Joined Apr 2018
