🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

oddly enough getting a bunch of quests done in MonHun has me in a productive mood in real life

gettin' things done in MonHun tonight >:3

(pop music)

wake up in the morning screamin'

I FORGOT TO DO MY TAXES

Gulliver: Good thing your head is so huge. make it pretty easy to identify your blurry silhouette.

me: (Does Gulliver need glasses?!?).....

maybe this is a physical reminder that I should watch 1 or 2 of the new stand up specials on Netflix, haven't done that in a while

While I don't think it's *supposed* to be as funny as I think it is, but whenever Isabelle is talking about the comedian on her fav variety TV show on the daily report she goes from,

"I laughed for an hour straight!"

to, the saddest deadpan-est face I've seen Isabella with,

"it was kinda painful"

gets me like EVERY time

In my previous apartment, it would take up to an hour for the floors to dry after mopping, in my new apt the floor is almost dry by the time I'm rinsing the mop head

Weird

Finished cleaning the apt, time for 420 & lunch

mastodon is obvs better than most, but it REALLY depends on which instance(s) you're in

(calmy walks onto the stage, tapping the mic, looking around, clears throat) so..."new" tumblr is even MORE BS than ever before.....

... actually,...social media just sucks in general now....

(kicks the mic stand over, walks off stage just as calmly as before)

my character in video games: super cute, has a distinct sense of fashion that's recognizable as "me", feel very good about it

Offline/IRL me: mostly wears the same crap I've had since the mid-'00s (when I was in middle/high school)
because I get too overwhelmed with certain types of fabric textures, can't get myself to spend more than 20 USD on new things I actually like, hate that too tight clothing is still a "style", hate returning stuff

feel terrible about it

it's such a relief to hear (read texts) from people I haven't spoken to in years

I think we're finally in The Summer Zone (every day is 90+F)

gonna finally smell like sugar and flowers :33c

I'm so excited! my perfume from Black Pheonix Alchemy labs should be here today