🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

the dumpster is like, maybe another 40 something steps from my door, don't fucking half-ass your chores rando ​

lol just remembered when I first tried reporting porn bots on insta, I got a huge amount of messages back saying,

"no, we looked into it, you were wrong, these are just ordinary accounts!"

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oof...why are most of the paralympics trapped in cable channels and paid apps...

the scalie reptile vibe when the sun returns and you just wanna take a nap blessed by the rays

so is JOE a homestuck or is the artist a homestuck, because that sun tattoo on JOE's shoulder seems a little too on the dot to be a coincidence ​

I am terrible at describing music things

but is it actually possible to sing the Out of Touch song lyrics at the same pace/timing as the actual Lucky Star OP theme ​

the (sarcastic) fun cycle of

"I'm so irritated my hair is constantly in the way" (ties it up and pulls it back with a headband)

"ugh I've got a headache" (undoes the hair tie and takes off the hairband)

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lol my bad that meme is from Shrek 2, not Shrek (1)

me: (eats some sliced fruit that texturally, is rougher than I thought it would be)

my anxiety: omg but what if that's a sign you're allergic to it and-

wow, wasn't expecting this stomach med that has to go on my tongue to...taste good???

how about that

I have become one of those artists that makes pokemon fanart within the first 24 ish hours news is released