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the wikipedia page on "crawling" includes a list of the 11 reasons you might crawl around

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teen me: I'm not gonna grow up into somebody that yells at the tv

present day me, watching a travel vlog where the guy can't figure out how to use the shower: IT HAS ARROWS ON IT YOU PUSH OR PULL IT!!! DON'T SETTLE FOR THE COLD SHOWER FIGURE IT OUT!!!!

all the brain training I've been doing for a decade is finally paying off, begrudgingly because it's math

I have to mess around with this recipe for altitude reasons and, suddenly I've now become Math Problem Example Woman Friday 😆

the fact that there's a kind of mirror called a vanity mirror is so funny to me. i think we should name more things after the sins they encourage. catch me laying on my sloth mattress eating my gluttony snacks

getting a random classical piece stuck in your head as somebody who did minimal music education is absolutely infuriating because how am I supposed to look this shit up?

songs that go "duh na nuh, da dadada da da, duh na na nuuuh" ?

curious if I'll ever hear what did or didn't happen with cohost

yes I already tried looking it up or I wouldn't bother tootin' about it

I really don't like the timing for how I was at a crowded laundromat yesterday and today I'm nauseous

but I don't think a COVID test would test positive for awhile so I'll take a test in a day or 2

although I guess this is a great explanation of how audio processing can feel like

sometimes it's not that bad and everything is so clear and- welp, now it's not, and I don't understand anything-

back and forth, in and out, over and over, to the point where having a audible conversation doesn't feel like it's worth it

I want the dislike button back so bad, I want to dislike this video to hell and then shove it into the earth's most inner core so nobody has to deal with it

I've had to toggle the auto captions on and off this video like 4 times already because this garbage creator can't figure out if they want to keep them on or not

which is such a villain asshole dumpster fire of ableist move I hadn't even considered that I would ever experience it, let alone how to deal with it

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hey

if you're on the fence about giving your video on whatever platform captions

please stick with whatever decision you make, and don't decide to add open captions that appear and disappear AT RANDOM

this is what's called, "a super dick villain move I hope your computer explodes" :blobupsidedown:

remembered the animated movie "Cat's Don't Dance" and WOW do I love the character designs in that movie

I don't remember anything specific about the plot, but I'd love to see concept art of more characters

not me, just now realizing, in 2024, the reason why the old cartoons segment on CN was called "boomerang" was 2 fold

boomerang - famous for coming back around (if thrown correctly)

AND boomers the age group/generation

I thought it was just the weapon/symbol :blobfacepalm:

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omg I had a dream some app or website suddenly just,...*had* a NSFW mode?

(squinting like she's trying to make out something far away kinda look) I think it was cohost?

I don't remember anything on the page layout other than the pink (text) on white (background) with a handwritten addition "NSFW" next to the official part of the logo, I think it was noticeably bigger than the official logo as well

everyone cheered? 🤣

"oh, but if you just cleaned up and acted-"

:blobhyperthink:​ LAZER-BEAM 💥

you're missing the point, again, "cleaning up", especially BY FORCE, is not acceptance either

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