🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

Blows my MIND Cow & Chicken is on adult swim now

Did I get a butt dial from last nights cab guy? Or the most indirect message possible lolol

I did finally get a ride, for MIDNIGHT (central time)

I am so pissed my dad doesn't deserve ANY OF THIS!!! I should've stayed home and partied!!!

There's a guy who can't even make it to his hotel because there's no way for him to get a rental car from the airport at this hour

WHAT THE FUCK this should be CRIMINAL, you shouldn't be TRAPPED at THE AIRPORT OF YOUR DESTINATION

I cannot believe my dads hometown is big enough for a fancy airport but the lyft uber AND TAXIS quit BEFORE MIDNIGHT

Bus doesn't exist here, sidewalks also don't exist between the airport and my hotel

my cousins really want me to move here??? For what???

They don't know SHIT

Already tense about the argument my sister is likely going to have over my outfit tomorrow but SURPRISE CUNT!!!

NOT EVERYTHING IS YOUR WEDDING + FUCK OFF + NOBODY ASKED YOU

At least this time I have wired earbuds

FORGOT THE AIRFLY (aux to bluetooth) OTL

Awww fuck now I'm sleepy!! Plan backfired

Turns out airports aren't so bad when you're fed and caffeinated

Senshi would be mildly proud- mostly annoyed, 'cuz I didn't touch any of the veggies of this meal lol

RANDO AT 24/7 LAUNDROMAT JUST GAVE ME A PACK OF PREROLL JS? FOR FREE?? AM I BEING PRANKED????

WHERE IS THE CATCH??? THANK YOU?!

I could really do without the dehydration headaches, thanks

getting to goof around in splatoon 1 while the server should've been down was a great reminder that I don't have to perceive any meta material/fandom rules to enjoy a game :3

also starting to think I'm the only one that has reoccurring dreams in the tunnels/hallways of a sports stadium/event center??

like I've had backroom vibe dreams, but it was in random assortment of stairs going up or down, and left or right curved hallways, no windows or rooms, doors lead to more hallways