🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

a bunch of flower later and I love this pizza, and these cinnamon sticks 🥰 ✨ ​

food is amaaaaziiinnnngg 🎶

I know the Yuri on Ice movie had been in the air for a LONG time and the likelyhood of it getting finished soon was also unlikely

but I'm still fucking depressed about the movie being outright cancelled

so relieved that the ant problem from earlier today really was just at the front door, no pheromone trails had made it inside the rest of the apt OTL

👆periodic reminder to get boosts/shares on masto/fedi you need to add alt text to your images 🖼️​

remembered I have a Metal/Heavy Rock playlist 😈

KATAMARI OST ON SPOTIFY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

lmao remembering the 2nd half of the cartoon conversation and my conservative sister doesn't like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because (checks memory notes) they fight crime?

​ I don't want to know, I don't care

y'all have likely heard this before, but there is no winning on "purity" or "wholesomeness"

be extra weird and fucked up instead

TIL conservative parents are the worst???

Was talking to my sister + her husband, he said that his parents didn't let him watch Rugrats as a kid, then when I mentioned Rocko's Modern World or Ren & Stimpy (shows that did get heat for being too mature) neither of them recognized the shows

Blows my MIND Cow & Chicken is on adult swim now

Did I get a butt dial from last nights cab guy? Or the most indirect message possible lolol

I did finally get a ride, for MIDNIGHT (central time)

I am so pissed my dad doesn't deserve ANY OF THIS!!! I should've stayed home and partied!!!

There's a guy who can't even make it to his hotel because there's no way for him to get a rental car from the airport at this hour

WHAT THE FUCK this should be CRIMINAL, you shouldn't be TRAPPED at THE AIRPORT OF YOUR DESTINATION

I cannot believe my dads hometown is big enough for a fancy airport but the lyft uber AND TAXIS quit BEFORE MIDNIGHT

Bus doesn't exist here, sidewalks also don't exist between the airport and my hotel

my cousins really want me to move here??? For what???

They don't know SHIT

Already tense about the argument my sister is likely going to have over my outfit tomorrow but SURPRISE CUNT!!!

NOT EVERYTHING IS YOUR WEDDING + FUCK OFF + NOBODY ASKED YOU

At least this time I have wired earbuds

FORGOT THE AIRFLY (aux to bluetooth) OTL

Awww fuck now I'm sleepy!! Plan backfired