🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

Watching a mechanic whatever TV show at the big chain autoshop, a guy (from Florida?) Just called alligators, "Long tail waterdogs"

So obviously I had to run over here and share how much I LOVE that 🐊

where does "uses TCG cards as bookmarks" fit on the bookmark alignment chart? 😆

checked out a book on Haiku's from the library and oh my gosh, it has a lil bookmark built-in, what a throwback

the relief when the tracking info on something finally updates so you don't have to start a missing package/scam claim

that's a stress laugh I absolutely hate everything about this

lmao owing hundreds of dollars to the dentist because they won't take calls over the weekend

now I just straight up forgot to put it in my calendar and slept through it

lol

remembered in the shower this was the band episode from spongebob lmao

🎶 you've got to be REAAAAAAAALLL 🎶

I'M FREEEE-EEEEEE-EEE FREEE* OF TOO MUCH HAIR!!

*referencing a song

anyway, now that I have some caffeine in me, I'm so excited to get my hair buzzed in a bit >w<)/ ✨

goodbye hair-ties and headbands!!

hello summer! 🏖️

for anyone curious, I would select a cup size, and it would try to brew coffee without a connection to the water tank?

my guess is that it was a sensor thing, because jiggling the tank around in and out finally fixed it

I just dont need a full pot of coffee, instant sucks, and any other method that makes just one cup imho, feels way too delicate and fussy to use every day