🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

superhero show (Marvel, DC, MHA, etc): This is a (usually villain) woman whose power is that she can SEDUCE ANY MAN....and in rare cases certain women have fallen to her power

me, in a goofy voice:. of course,... the Lesbians™

roomie is watching a K-drama (I think) and I keep hearing Line notifications thinking it's MY phone and being so relieved that it's the TV

med md gave me some ridiculous notification ad,

"you might have a drinking problem"

that's really cute, considering my last full drink (not a taste sip) was in December and the last time I drank hardcore was at LEAST a ago

go guilt-trip someone who actually drinks more than twice a year 🖕🏻🖕🏻

got past ep 1 in High-Score Girl and dAMN I miss being that excited about video games... the escapism because I wasn't good at anything else...

Although genuinely worried this girl is going to go through 12 episodes without ever talking, but I'm only in ep 3...plenty of time for her to start yelling at this protagonist

me, a decade ago when I was into gaming: I hate this cis-male industry, I should get into Commercial Art

me, a few years ago : I hate this cis-male dominated industry, I should get into the 420 Market

me now: I hate this cis-male industry I should....🙄🙃😞

one of the toughest things I have to re-learn/remind myself is not every vent post on the internet (especially if you don't know them well enough to distinguish tone) is a cry for help and/or advice, sometimes ppl just need to vent on a public level about stuff

sometimes all you need to do is send a "that sucks!" like/fave

"badly explain your sona"

a bunch of dragon-lizard-gator features smooshed together and painted blue because I like blue

today is not a good day, but the sun is out and I'm not at work, so it's still better than before

so I binge watched all of Tuca and Bertie over my 'weekend' & then immediately jumped into Cupcake & Dino and noticed that I really enjoy shows where any character (main or back) can be anything? ((gumball does this really well too))

1 bro can be an anthro cupcake the other can be a yellow dino & still be related. your neighbor could be an anthro-plant, an alien, robot, etc.

& I feel like this could apply to gender? or identity in general?

small brain: drawing mermaids with their tail having the same boring stiff bone/muscle anatomy of people legs

big brain: drawing mermaids where the tail is more like an extension of the spine/like a real fish

cosmos brain: drawing an octopus/squid/invertebrate mermaid

nirvana/energy points activated brain: drawing a scary/deep sea/trench mermaid

without spoiling anything (don't spoil me either! I'm on ep 4!)

I feel like the major theme for s1 is going to be (quote from tumblr),

"there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it."

finally got to sit down and watch the first few eps of Tuca and Bertie and I really like it! Idk if it will fill the void Broad City left, but I really enjoy how weird the style and setting is 💓 very relatable as well! 🐦 🐦

to clarify, the nails look normal, until they're close to a lock, at which point the tip of the nail will magically transform into the needed shape to open the lock

works on all old-school locks, doesn't work on electronic number pads and/or magnetic locks

idk enough about vaults to say whether it should open one, so I'm just gonna be lazy and say it wouldn't

I keep forgetting to share this idea but once, at work, I was watching a (cis?)woman unlock a door, and the way I was looking at her hand, it looked like she was opening the door WITH her very long (at least a few inches [~5cm]) nail, like a skeleton key....SKELETON-KEY FINGERNAILS!!

so now if you are looking for that 'extra' element for your witch/magic character please let me suggest,

skeleton-key fingernails

made another icon https://picrew.me/share?cd=fwg3GPFqYL wouldn't super recommend it, it was a pain picking out certain details and there are only 2 skin tones :\

I was pretty sure I've talked about his before, but I fuckin' hate it when ppl assume I'm younger (like fuckin' 10 years younger than I actually am) because I'm supposed to take it as good news,

"oh wow! I must be Young looking and so full of energy! a compliment!"

but it fucking FEELS like people are saying,

"wow! I thought you were LITERALLY a CHILD because you don't wear makeup and/or a bra!"

the worst part is it doesn't matter how often I bring it up, ppl forget all over again

made this sheet in 2017 thinking I would keep messing with it, but it's way newer looking than the one I made in '14 and it's already been 2 years so... yeah ✨

uuughh I'm feeling all sinus-congested-y xmx;; hoping if I go to bed kinda early and don't exert myself I won't get full-blown sick