🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

maybe this is a physical reminder that I should watch 1 or 2 of the new stand up specials on Netflix, haven't done that in a while

While I don't think it's *supposed* to be as funny as I think it is, but whenever Isabelle is talking about the comedian on her fav variety TV show on the daily report she goes from,

"I laughed for an hour straight!"

to, the saddest deadpan-est face I've seen Isabella with,

"it was kinda painful"

gets me like EVERY time

In my previous apartment, it would take up to an hour for the floors to dry after mopping, in my new apt the floor is almost dry by the time I'm rinsing the mop head

Weird

Finished cleaning the apt, time for 420 & lunch

mastodon is obvs better than most, but it REALLY depends on which instance(s) you're in

(calmy walks onto the stage, tapping the mic, looking around, clears throat) so..."new" tumblr is even MORE BS than ever before.....

... actually,...social media just sucks in general now....

(kicks the mic stand over, walks off stage just as calmly as before)

my character in video games: super cute, has a distinct sense of fashion that's recognizable as "me", feel very good about it

Offline/IRL me: mostly wears the same crap I've had since the mid-'00s (when I was in middle/high school)
because I get too overwhelmed with certain types of fabric textures, can't get myself to spend more than 20 USD on new things I actually like, hate that too tight clothing is still a "style", hate returning stuff

feel terrible about it

it's such a relief to hear (read texts) from people I haven't spoken to in years

I think we're finally in The Summer Zone (every day is 90+F)

gonna finally smell like sugar and flowers :33c

I'm so excited! my perfume from Black Pheonix Alchemy labs should be here today

tl;dr that's why you double-check where you're sending photos in pushbullet ⚠️

accidentally sent childhood photos to a work friend and I have to keep reminding myself there are worse photos to send by accident to the wrong person

(takes a long obnoxious sip of her beverage) love my morning acid caffeine bean juice

got a new brand of cart from a new store because my usual place in the city is out of my fav brand for "a couple of weeks"

so the new cart does... not taste great,...it reminds me of dirt?

but the purple cap matches my purple battery and it's got THC in it so

like,... it's simple enough to play, but out of 3 games (2 simple rules, 1 5-edge rules) and couldn't get a point???

although I did once tie with everyone else at 2nd because we all got 0 points

((why am I so bad at dominos?????))