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the quest for the vaccine 

"Print and fill out this form"
Printer-less me: (is fedex still open? UPS store?,.....who has....,. a printer, in *this* economy?) :blobsweats:

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the quest for the vaccine | pos + 

oh snap got an appointment for pt 1 next week 🎉 🎊

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the quest for the vaccine 

tried to make an account on a medical chart site for vaccine apt, ran into a wall, giving up for the day :bunhdcomfyidle:

When the president forgives u because u work 9 to 5 that's a dolly pardon

neg - | a rant 

it's very cool and awesome that most of my relatives got their vaccine early in the process

but I'm really not appreciating the tone I'm getting from my relatives like *I'm* not moving fast enough to get an appointment

I'm competing with like thousands of people to get one 10 minute slot, could they try and be more understanding of that?

((tl;dr they won't because Conservatism™))

kinda got back into splatoon 2 last night after watching (and then instantly connecting with) a friendly streamer play it last night

a rare Friday with no Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles or being a mod for a twitch stream :blobeyes:

gambling tw? 

yes, I did scratch it

no, I didn't even win the minimum 3 USD$ prize

whoever lost it probably thinks that ticket was gonna be the "big win" but lol, nope 😔 sorry rando

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lately I've been noticing more shibas in memes and I'm 100000% okay with this

found a scratch off ticket on the sidewalk while walking my dog 8O!

just fyi FBI is using facial recognition to identify people who also are identifiable in instagram pics huffpost.com/entry/facial-reco

this should not be news to anyone, but facebook works extremely closely with cops, feds, etc and you should never put your face on those types of platforms if you are also recorded criming

fucking with police tech 

Ok, so cops have this tool called Cellbrite they use to automate collecting data off of cell phones that they physically posses and are unlocked.

Turns out, Cellbrite has shite security, which means that you can drop an otherwise-inert file somewhere in your phone's system that, if scanned, will inject itself and allow arbitrary code execution on their Cellbrite device. I.E, you can make their hardware do literally anything you want, including compromising any data the device collects.

And in what they describe as unrelated news, Signal will start occasionally and randomly stashing some inert files in installations on established accounts.

signal.org/blog/cellebrite-vul

Pretty much anytime I get discouraged now I remind myself 5 million ppl liked the Little Nas X "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" video on YouTube

What wellness is marketed as:
-Body lotions
-Supplements
-Fancy juices
-Candles
-Crystals

What wellness ACTUALLY looks like:
-Health care coverage
-Access to therapy
-Walkable cities
-Green spaces
-Living wages
-Paid time off
-Physical activity
-Close knit communities
-Sleep

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