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horny ? no, you misheard me i said i'm corny ! aw shucks, this always happens

I know it just came out but I'm itching to (digitally) insist my local library gets a physical copy of Ducks by Kate Beaton :blobeyes:

I need a real ass physical address book, I'm tired of looking up my grandparents addresses every time I send a greeting card

food - candy 

since I can't eat any leftover candy I got 2 lil bags of lollipops and some full size candy in a dollar store bowl

((incase some asshole just steals the whole thing))

rewatching Adventure Time for the first time in a while and I still remember most of the early songs 🎶

although, now that I think about it, I don't do well in any kind of group

classmates, coworkers, roommates, teammates, fandom, etc

so maybe I should've had my expectations a lot lower for what was actually going to happen when I tried joining the ace community forum

even though I kinda hate the Big Ace Forum I did finish their yearly survey 😕​

caps lock, 420/cannabis mentioned 

so far all I've got is an exaggerated voice,

"ACTUALLY, I'm ALLERGIC to GRASS"

or something like

"the only grass I TOUCH is cannabis"

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ever since I found out I'm allergic to grass (or grass pollen) I've been trying to figure out what the funniest way to respond to

"go touch grass"

any ideas?

added the new link to my profile, and my timezone 🕰️​

the most gentle reminder to those of us affected by daylight savings

the fallback is soon, Nov 6

oh eff I forgot to edit my profile on here so it links over to my new account on tech(dot)lgbt

re: beverage - herbal tea 

before anyone blows up at me, I give people the tea bag still in the wrapper-thing that usually has ingredients listed and steeping directions

I know herbal tea can cause weird medical interactions

this time in particular I gave some herbal tea to my neighbor who used to work in the medical industry
I think she would know what does or doesn't interact with any medications she might be taking

normally I would advise people look at the ingredients before drinking it

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beverage - herbal tea 

sometimes I feel like it's kinda excessive to have as much herbal tea as I do, but then someone asks for *a* bag and I'm all

"here's every kind of sleep tea I have, every kind of general health herbal tea, no need to pay me back I have too many lol"

your neighborhood friendly natural pharmacy lololol

I've been active to later rage quit the bigger ace forum at least 2 times, maybe 3

it's ace awareness week y'all know what that means!

(avoiding all ace tags/LGBT+ content because it's going to have a bunch of discourse over the lamest things I've ever heard)

food cw 

cornbread is done 🤩

(cartoon crunching munching noises)

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