🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

found a 5$ bill outside while walking the dog around the complex ​

https://soundcloud.com/babalovesyou/i-found-a-dollar

genuine heartfelt reviews of products that are soft seem to hone in on the too cute to handle scale

there were a lot of cute photos of pets wrapped in the tortilla blanket reviews

the most precious corner of the internet might be the review photos of moomin plushies on amazon 😭

I should find an easy way to wipe clean my main blog (old, sad, has my real name if you look back far enough) while keeping the side blog (cool, active, no real name) intact

since a bunch of new people are flocking to the hellscape site I should probably put a lil effort into filling my queue again

was looking for a guide to the stuff that's happened to tumblr in the past couple of years and in the process I found a how-to guide from 2013... ​

I know it just came out but I'm itching to (digitally) insist my local library gets a physical copy of Ducks by Kate Beaton ​

waking up to an ice cold apartment

I need a real ass physical address book, I'm tired of looking up my grandparents addresses every time I send a greeting card

since I can't eat any leftover candy I got 2 lil bags of lollipops and some full size candy in a dollar store bowl

((incase some asshole just steals the whole thing))

my hair has grown long enough to use a headband

rewatching Adventure Time for the first time in a while and I still remember most of the early songs 🎶

although, now that I think about it, I don't do well in any kind of group

classmates, coworkers, roommates, teammates, fandom, etc

so maybe I should've had my expectations a lot lower for what was actually going to happen when I tried joining the ace community forum

even though I kinda hate the Big Ace Forum I did finish their yearly survey 😕​

so far all I've got is an exaggerated voice,

"ACTUALLY, I'm ALLERGIC to GRASS"

or something like

"the only grass I TOUCH is cannabis"

ever since I found out I'm allergic to grass (or grass pollen) I've been trying to figure out what the funniest way to respond to

"go touch grass"

any ideas?

added the new link to my profile, and my timezone 🕰️​

the most gentle reminder to those of us affected by daylight savings

the fallback is soon, Nov 6