🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

yesss no halloween candy leftover to tempt me this year B)

just look at how many cool rocks I've picked up along the way!

I might not be the first to take this path, but shit, it's a really cool path!

my costume is wearing a witch hat, pretty sure I've got a vampire cape somewhere around here

my dog keeps slipping on the wood floor because she's rushing, like she's trying to go from 0 to 100 but her lil grandma limbs don't exactly react like that anymore

and I keep wondering why can't I get my life to go from 0 to 100 without (figuratively) tripping

because that's a silly expectation, in both of these problems it's a one step at a time kind of solution, and I gotta remind myself there's nothing wrong with that

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sometimes it's fun being the only person I know still using tumblr

because I sound clever and cool reciting memes that are like months or years old but didn't get screenshot onto other sites lol

look I hate amazoom but as long as my aunt keeps giving me digital giftcards for there I'll keep finding reasons to spend it

i've somehow have avoided the millennial back pain (probably because I've been stretching??? please do that)

but I do get awkward cramps and other joint pain don't y'all worry about it ​

(dancing to some EDM)

(neck pops in an uncomfortable way)

(in a fake crying voice) I'm oooooolllllllddddd 😭

like ya, it's a lot weirder than I remember it being, but was it actually weirder than the other openings I had to sit through to find this specific one?

which for some reason was really hard to find on youtube!!!

I don't know these other seasons or spin offs, get outta here!

I just want a fresh cup of weird flavored nostalgia