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thought I was strong enough to watch a video on a shiba inu cafe but 2 minutes into the video I'm already in tears because there's a dog wearing a lil bee costume/shirt!!

:blobsob:​ and there's like 20 doggos and they all rush up to greet you and in various colors and sizes!!! I CAn'T!!!

owlbear, but the owl part is less literal, and more about the coloring being similar plus that the flexibility of the neck is far greater than a usual bear

Little cold. Winter chills start as the temperature quickly drops. Pheasant calls can be heard in the forest 🌡

Dragons who are librarians 

-Always know of some strange, obscure tome that is exactly the book you need (regardless of whether it's the book you want.)

-Return books late or damaged at your peril, though.

-When you're walking through the immense shelves, and you see something in the dim light ahead hanging down in front of the books. You approach. Suddenly, as you get close, you realize it's a huge, scaly tail. You follow it with your gaze up to the top of the shelf to see a pair of glowing eyes staring back at you.
"You'll want to take a right at the end of this row," the dragon says. "Then go three rows down and turn left." The tail retracts back up into the shadows above the books, and with a sudden, fluid movement, the dragon is gone.
You never actually told the dragon what you were looking for.

-"Oh you don't need a library card." *growling chuckle* "I will remember your scent."

It's our sincere hope that the majority of the fediverse swiftly blocks wank.social.

Show sex workers that you want us here. That you value seeing the kind of unique art we bring and we promise you that the reward will be a lot greater than regurgitated clips and pics seen in a million other places online. Don't just put in personal domain blocks (though that's a great start!) Ask your admins to block it at the server level.

I need a little extra money this month, I'm trying to replace all of my identity documents I lost. This is going to cost money for each item and I don't entirely know all the costs involved but I know that a birth certificate copy cost at least $30.

ko-fi.com/goddesszenith

a witch isnt a white lady homeopath that can realign your spine and cure your asthma, a witch is a queer gothy genderfuck who works night shifts at a hospital and still somehow finds time to sit down and lend you an ear when you need it, can totally give you a weird fucky homemade ointment and some homegrown weed to go with it grown out of the fucked together remains of her hydroponic experimentation interest fixation

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the eternal question, sought by many

am I getting sick or can my terrible state be cured with some otc pain killers and sleep?

drug meme 

oh yeah? you have 100 girlfriends that really really really really really really love you?

well, I have a hundred weed smoking girlfriends so...,

420 & alcohol cw 

I am perhaps, not regular intoxicated, but *Advanced Intoxicated* lol

sorry I had other stuff in the box and thought I had already tooted it XwX);;;

I saw exactly *1* post on social media about how 2024 should be about "drawing more hot dragons" because it's the year of the dragon and I almost yelled out loud,

"ON IT BOSS!" 🤣

2 minutes into a webkinz lore video and omggggg I regret thinking I was too old for this in its heyday, the furry/anthro character designs are so cute!!!

I'm so glad the pupper is doing well but that means I have to walk her 2-3 times a day and it's coooold outsiiiiide 😫​

which set of pronouns do you think are the most "anonymous"?

feel free to boost for a bigger sample size

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