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scene: a gene therapy clinic in the distant future. i am consulting a doctor.
doctor: ah yes welcome to the future: of medicine! how can we help you
me: i need you to resequence my dna so i will stop saying "oop!" in a tiny voice every time i accidentally get in someone's way
doctor: that..... that isn't what we do here. that's a learned behavior
me: well what's the fucking POINT then

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Fun Fact: Not only is the ascii text "TASTY_SYRUP" valid x86-64 bytecode, it also fucks everything up!

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masto privacy talk 

itd be cool if there were two levels of following. dreamwidth has this for example

"subscribing" and "giving access"

eg id like to let anybody follow me so they get 🌎 + 🔓, but not automatically be allowed to see 🔒 without approval

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☄ Classic Doctor Who ☄
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Want to watch Classic Doctor Who, but don't want to slog through the boring episodes?

Check out my guide!

averylychee.neocities.org/doct

Now with updated recommendations for the first 4 seasons! That's 169 episodes!

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With enough giant crabs, anything is possible so long as it involves or requires giant crabs.

'queer' discourse, mh(-), please don't boost 

Whether you think queer is a slur or not, please don't call me that.
Not everyone grew up in an environment where that word wasn't used as a bludgeon, not everyone wants to reclaim, and universalising the experiences of marginalised people ends up hurting ones with different experiences.
It's not about queer being too inclusive, it's about the memories that word brings up, the way i flinch when i hear it
thanks

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youtube.com/watch?v=n1MgcUL7Lo - saw this posted on the bird site earlier, has some really interesting stuff, but this bit in particular is a really cool example of an early foray into mobile computing

@BatElite walking on sticky, crunch floors is about as bad as lava, yes :p

fallout, miscommunication 

@lizardsquid its an *extremely* common flirt (but also if i'm saying it to someone im being genuine actually)

Introduction Post! 

@BatElite Hi! Nice to meet you too :3

i hadn't, going to listen to it as soon as i get a chance

(oops posted it as followers only the first time)

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affection request 

Boost this post to snuggle me to sleep.
Favourite this post to give me a goodnight kiss~

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Introduction Post! 

Hi, I'm Epi
I'm a 25 year old non-binary lesbian, and I use they/them pronouns.
I'm autistic, I have fibromyalgia, and experience a number of mental health conditions, which I might talk about sometimes.
My interests include music, musical instruments, electronics, woodwork, almost anything mechanical, and movies.

I love red pandas like. a lot. also dogs (especially fluffy, floppy eared ones), cows, and cats. and lots of animals tbh

if you get jealous, do not read. polyam, relationships, positive, affection, now a subtoot 

Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!