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Ugh why am I awake in the morning, I'm not about this AM life

politics discourse 

the whole argument of "we can't supply people's basic needs for free or they won't be motivated to work" is terrifying, it's literally saying it's good to threaten people with death in order to scare them into being productive, which further implies a terrifying dystopia exists at present in which everyone constantly works only in constant fear of the death of themselves and everyone dependent on them, and that that is a good thing

why am I always either much to cold or much too warm, it's very annoying. sun, sort your shit out

because its much easier to just say, eh, I'm sure I would be good at that if I tried, I just, uh, havent

it's not that I don't have any talents, more that I can never be bothered them into meaningful skills

me, walking into the london stock exchange: hello yes will any of you capitalist pigs invest in my nudes

*10 mins before Lucifer fell from Heaven*

Lucifer: I've told you once, I'll tell you a thousand times, the testicles should be on the inside!!!

God: Pfft, next you'll be telling me the uterus shouldn't disintegrate once a month.

Lucifer: I still don't know why you want that!!!

*a crush transitions*

Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”

i look like a hired mercenary but all i do with my time is bake cookies and paint pictures ? i am.... living my best life right now

Broke: the good knight saving the princess from the evil dragon

Woke: the princess saving the good dragon from the evil knight

Bespoke: the dragon is a princess, who is revered by the entire kingdom, and also she’s really gay and her polycule of other princesses lives in a huge badass castle with her

truscum, transphobia 

Thanks Youtube for suggesting "trans guy reacting to transtrender". That's just what I wanna see.

tips to make me literally just die instantly:
1) display any affection at all

treasured mufos, if we all look at the moon we can bounce our eyebeams off it and See each other from around the world 👋

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@J see now I cant even decide what name to use I can never figure out what I like well enough to permanently draw it onto my skin

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