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I swear bedside tables just generate books like I don't even really read any more and I can't remember owning any of these books but any time I clear it there is a different book sitting on it after a few days at most

I literally have 0 idea whether I am even remotely likeable in person or whether people are just nice to me because they can't come up with any concrete reasons why not to be

the unpredictable, chaotic and seemingly arbitrary whims of my mental health are very frustrating to work with, like how the fuck am I meant to be productive and have committments when crippling sads and overwhelming anxiety can just appear at any point without warning or consistency

ugh the dumbest things make me anxious, and once Im anxious every other little thing in social situation just increases that anxiety exponentially and I end up just becoming a socially awkward mess and say and do stupid shit and then I worry Im making people uncomfortable with my personal #brand of loud obnoxious awkwardness which only serves to make me even more anxious and ruining any impression I am making on the people around me and aaaaa I am screm

now using a developer-oriented design paradigm, users can just figure it the fuck out, SSH into my machine, program your own goddamn front-end, no it doesn't have an API just decompile it at home, special version for mobile users that messages insults at all your contacts and then bricks your phone

my new polyamorous matchmaking service now available, offering great partners at affordable time requirements

top tip: many appendages possess extra, smaller appendages on the end for finer control

@em also introducing the brand new aggressive modes for computers, which will speed it up but occasionally cause explosions, automatic doors, which are more responsive but sometimes open up into the demon-realm, and freezers, which will pause decomposition but occasionally reverse it and release live cows into your kitchen

where is the power button for me gender, I want to try turning it off and on again

there is a very entertaining energy to switching from dom to sub mid-scene by literally picking them up, placing them on top of you and saying, "your turn"

that moment when someone mentions at fetlife in a vanilla setting, you wordlessly hand them your phone with your profile, and then by the evening you're being lewd af

me and my thermostat have an emotional connection none of you will ever understand

there is something about cupboards that just make me feel so calm, I want to live here forever