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doing sound tech is fun because I can subtly reduce the volume of speakers with #badopinions

pretty happy with this result

@fyrin imagine every time you go down a hill you can just slide, every time you open a book the pages are slippery, imagine eating crisps but they keep slipping out of your mouth and okay this idea is getting worse

imagine if everything was slippery all the time

@pbandkate don't worry, you just have to look deep within yourself to realise that you, too, are friends with my toes

only mine tho

mine are the friendliest toes

look all I want is to be able to go to sleep and use my phone at the same time is that too much to ask

@pbandkate my toes are my friends

you've heard of tops, you know bottoms, now get ready for a truly next-gen position: sides

coming in salad, french fry and bread stick variants, sides will be sure to astound you with their indecisive lovemaking and confusing honourifics

coming soon to a queer mastadon account near you

the type of "content" I serve through this account swerves pretty chaotically and that's perfect for me

petition to swap where birds and fish live

polycule more like polycool amirite lol haha lmao pleasesomeonedateme

I'm helping out with tech at a convention and everyone on the team has a favourite type of cable and will fight to defend it, I'm always surprised by the human capacity to care far too much about anything, despite the fact that it's pretty much all I do