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@fyrin imagine every time you go down a hill you can just slide, every time you open a book the pages are slippery, imagine eating crisps but they keep slipping out of your mouth and okay this idea is getting worse

imagine if everything was slippery all the time

look all I want is to be able to go to sleep and use my phone at the same time is that too much to ask

you've heard of tops, you know bottoms, now get ready for a truly next-gen position: sides

coming in salad, french fry and bread stick variants, sides will be sure to astound you with their indecisive lovemaking and confusing honourifics

coming soon to a queer mastadon account near you

the type of "content" I serve through this account swerves pretty chaotically and that's perfect for me

petition to swap where birds and fish live

polycule more like polycool amirite lol haha lmao pleasesomeonedateme

I'm helping out with tech at a convention and everyone on the team has a favourite type of cable and will fight to defend it, I'm always surprised by the human capacity to care far too much about anything, despite the fact that it's pretty much all I do

I wanna go back to sleep 😢

Ugh why am I awake in the morning, I'm not about this AM life

the whole argument of "we can't supply people's basic needs for free or they won't be motivated to work" is terrifying, it's literally saying it's good to threaten people with death in order to scare them into being productive, which further implies a terrifying dystopia exists at present in which everyone constantly works only in constant fear of the death of themselves and everyone dependent on them, and that that is a good thing

why am I always either much to cold or much too warm, it's very annoying. sun, sort your shit out

because its much easier to just say, eh, I'm sure I would be good at that if I tried, I just, uh, havent