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programming 

now using a developer-oriented design paradigm, users can just figure it the fuck out, SSH into my machine, program your own goddamn front-end, no it doesn't have an API just decompile it at home, special version for mobile users that messages insults at all your contacts and then bricks your phone

my new polyamorous matchmaking service now available, offering great partners at affordable time requirements

photo of me in egg 

felt weird but here i am! :pokemon_egg:

fun activity to try:
whisper a secret to a plant near the abandoned trails beyond the edge of the city where no one seems to go anymore

top tip: many appendages possess extra, smaller appendages on the end for finer control

Enbies are never fully asleep nor ever fully awake—our state of consciousness is non-binary.

#introductions hello i’m new here on mastodon, i am here to sell my egg! i hope self promotion is ok i am a small scale egg producer and i have a beautiful egg to sell, please let me know if you are interested, in my egg

where is the power button for me gender, I want to try turning it off and on again

lewd 

there is a very entertaining energy to switching from dom to sub mid-scene by literally picking them up, placing them on top of you and saying, "your turn"

lewd 

that moment when someone mentions at fetlife in a vanilla setting, you wordlessly hand them your phone with your profile, and then by the evening you're being lewd af

me and my thermostat have an emotional connection none of you will ever understand

there is something about cupboards that just make me feel so calm, I want to live here forever

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Also smol D goth GFs💁‍♀️ redd.it/bfg3sj

welcome to mastodon i am a robot and i hate linux sometimes

hmm when people are condescending to me it makes me want to shoot fire out of my mouth and also my eyes and also my hands and maybe even my belly button too

doing sound tech is fun because I can subtly reduce the volume of speakers with

The second funniest thing I know about, is calling all vampires Draculas. The funniest thing is, as you all know, calling Batman Buttman

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!