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sometimes I do things just to spite the part of me that says I shouldnt

this isn't inspirational

im just trying to explain why I ate every Ace in this pack of cards

just got off the phone with great news!!

i am being awarded the Nobel Prize for Science this year for my laser beam that separates the art from the artist!

🏅🧬🎨💥

meds 

washing prescribed sleeping meds down with caffeinated drinks is my primary aesthetic

if explosive barrels were as common in real life as they are in video games our society would be very different

okay but if you really think about it I think birds need jobs more than they need kidneys

top tip: some humans have hair that can be stolen and used to make your nest extra comfortable!

I spend an awful lot of time watching "informational" youtube videos and im 99% sure I never actually learn anything, I just trick my brain into thinking it's learning. Same goes for documentaries, like, I can never actually remember anything I "learnt" from one of those

Programming 

Sometimes I look up a language I don't know much about to see if it looks very interesting. For some languages I read through the "Getting Started" guide and find myself really wanting to try it out myself.

Perl is not one of those languages, just had a look through the first page of their getting started guide and oh god I'm glad I haven't had to touch it yet, it pretty much just lists a bunch of super arbitrary pieces of inconsistent syntax examples as though they are convenient.

kink 

domming and subbing at the same time is true enlightenment

Lewd, line drawings of nudity & semi-nudity 

Found online. I kinda like it tbh.

How is it possible to crush on literally everyone I meet, someone please save me from myself

Hey fediverse has anyone out there got any experience with fires and/or burning? My kitchen is currently engulfed in flames and from everything I've read that's generally a pretty bad thing. I really need some help or advice about this. I've been trying to inhale all the smoke myself to stop it ruining my furniture but there's just too much and it's actually pretty hot.
Boosts would be appreciated, this might be a long shot but I'm sure someone else out there has had this problem too.

Uspol; climate change 

The Coming War On The Alleged War On Hamburgers - SOME MORE NEWS youtu.be/CD-UVtcM96s

Oh, well, America's never going to stand for even the possibility that its hamburgers might be taken away.

...How is this reality...? :blobouin: How is America like this? I just know "the left wants to take your hamburgers" is going to get more of a rise out of the population than "babies are being taken from their mothers at the border" or "OUR PLANET IS DYING JESUS".

#SomeMoreNews

hell is when ur at a restaurant and the watier comes over and says 'are u ready to order' and u say 'give us another few minutes' and u are left there for eternity

Figured I should probably do one of these

Hey, I'm Fyrin, I'm a UK-based CompSci student. I'm pansexual, poly, non-binary and kinky. Also very lefty, will frequently complain about capitalism.

I've got a bunch fun shit, so, uh, sadposting is a thing I do sometimes. Might be autistic, jury is still out on that, definitely weird though either way.

Follow for shitposts, leftposts, sadposts, queerposts, codeposts and lewdposts

I swear bedside tables just generate books like I don't even really read any more and I can't remember owning any of these books but any time I clear it there is a different book sitting on it after a few days at most

social anxiety 

I literally have 0 idea whether I am even remotely likeable in person or whether people are just nice to me because they can't come up with any concrete reasons why not to be

mental health 

the unpredictable, chaotic and seemingly arbitrary whims of my mental health are very frustrating to work with, like how the fuck am I meant to be productive and have committments when crippling sads and overwhelming anxiety can just appear at any point without warning or consistency

anxiety 

ugh the dumbest things make me anxious, and once Im anxious every other little thing in social situation just increases that anxiety exponentially and I end up just becoming a socially awkward mess and say and do stupid shit and then I worry Im making people uncomfortable with my personal of loud obnoxious awkwardness which only serves to make me even more anxious and ruining any impression I am making on the people around me and aaaaa I am screm

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