Show newer
gay -a --override boosted
Lynnesbian :bune_ylw:

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

1+
gay -a --override

I'm on a spiritual journey to find my own internal IP address, but it keeps being dynamically reassigned

0
gay -a --override

train rant 

public transport in the UK is literally a state-mandated cooperate monopoly

Show thread
0
gay -a --override

train rant 

hello yes I would like to place a curse upon every train executive so that every time they get into a car they are asked for a ticket and then kicked out, given I'm pretty sure they are never subjected to the awful system they have created to squeeze as much capital out of people who have no choice but to use their shit trains

1
gay -a --override

neurodiversity vent 

sometimes is is just far too clear that the world is designed by neurotypical people for neurotypical people

0
gay -a --override

frustration vent 

aaagh just had to spend £50 out of nowhere because I'm an idiot and lost my train ticket, I do this shit all the fucking time, dyspraxia and public transport is a nightmare combination that has cost me hundreds of pounds I cannot afford and I scream

1
gay -a --override boosted
Loki~ Laufeyjardóttir, Sheepus

Selfies, EC, Boosts+++ 

Today I'm dressed to kill.

1+
gay -a --override boosted
Trea Turnover

Lewd shitpost 

Disappointing naps are like if edging wasn't fun.

0
gay -a --override

turns out everyone can see the future just by closing their eyes, but you are seeing the future through through your future eyes which are also closed

0
gay -a --override boosted
rues :knzk:

felt cute might punch a hole in the drywall later

1
gay -a --override boosted
Lynnesbian :bune_ylw:

a survey of one mastodon user concluded that 100% of mastodon users think that lynne is the hottest girl ever

1+
gay -a --override boosted
Loki~ Laufeyjardóttir, Sheepus

plant

Show thread
1
gay -a --override

I love the term "metaphysics of gender" because it implies that its like this arcane mysticism and trans people are like gender-wizards and knowing a lot about gender theory makes you a wise sage

0
gay -a --override boosted
Magical Girlboss

I'm here to write code and flirt with girls and my code isn't compiling so hey, how're *you* doing? 😉

1
gay -a --override

god i love labels please give them all to me I shall feast upon their validating flesh

0
gay -a --override

lewd joke

0
gay -a --override

selfie, ec 

Haven't put my face up on here before, but figured a haircut was a good an excuse as any, please validate me UwU

1+
gay -a --override

me at the hair place: helo yes i want my hair to be more gay yes thank you

0
gay -a --override boosted
Homoerotic Gollum Art

presenting the hot new adjectives of the season, spice up your conversations with "apewild" and "buckshit"

0
gay -a --override

dyspraxia 

the best part of dyspraxia is after a youtube video just being able to put it right back to the beginning and enjoy it again because you weren't paying attention for most of it and have forgotten the rest

0
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!

Resources

Developers

What is Mastodon?

computerfairi.es

More…