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Today I went to Hot Topic and bought cat ears. I'm 31 years old. I'm an adult.

Me: Bork Bork?
Girlfriend: Chitter chitter, bork?
Me: bork!

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john mastodon.. now thats a name i havent heard in a long time...

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Me: Maybe if I wear headphones- big green cup headphones- while I'm trying to cook, my family won't interrupt me!

My family: <stares at me until I acknowledge them>

My pets: <stare at me until I acknowledge them>

The clown who lives in the pantry: <stares at me until I acknowledge him>

So fricken excited to wrap up this D&D campaign and start the new one mid-January in Beast World!

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The best NFTs to give for Christmas are Natural Forest Things.
- kids love moss!
- grandmas tolerate pinecones!
- the enchanted skull of the ancient badger king makes a great accent piece for any rumpus room!

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welcome newbies!

*y'all NEED use CWs, yes, *you* do! NSFW, caps lock, repeating emojis, politics, etc

*y'all NEED add alt text/image descriptions to images, yes even the memes with a lot of text, *usually* the shorter the description is the better

*if you're a creative-type and want attention add hashtags

*if you *don't* want extra attention add a :no_at:​ and/or :boost_no:​ to the toot

PS I know most of the newer/updated instances say 'publish' but here we TOOT! 🐘 🔊

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The enemy arrives by private jet, not by caravan.

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It's , so I'm sneaking in some photos. This is me in my Midnight Studios FX suit. I picked out each of the body parts at their workshop in Arizona, and they cast, custom-painted and furred it in only a few weeks.

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I feel like developers who worked on Twitter clients will be happier working on Mastodon clients (API wise)

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Avatar sequels will continue until morale improves

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twitter 

...I'm seriously thinking about just being more active on my NSFW fedi acc due to how tired I'm getting of reading about whatever drama of hour is happening with rocket & car & bird company man... But then even that hasn't managed to fully escape the drama :blobfoxangry:​ I just want cute animals and interesting cool tech projects, gib more positive vibes plz ~

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Just nuked my Twitter from 36,000ft. It was a mostly good 15 year run. But, I’m happy to be here. Thanks for being awesome Mastodonians.

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Dear libs...

you do not get to call something "anarchy" because you don't know what the word "fascism" actually means.

As an anarchist I assure you there is nothing "anarchist" about a billionaire nazi manchild buying Twitter and turning it into Bigger Kiwi Farms.

Words mean things. Do better. Do a lot better.

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@ellane I made a really basic linktree like thing on glitch that you can "remix" yourself for free:
11ty-link-in-bio.glitch.me

It adds rel="me" to all the links, so the mastodon one should work to verify you.

It's built off #Eleventy (#11ty) so you can edit the content with just markdown.

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!