tanuki~ @heytanuki@computerfairi.es

@Saxxon hehe, well, it just came together, and most of my stuff isn't put up yet. still, thinking of going all KonMari on it and only putting up what i like & use

can't stop singing D.A.N.C.E. this morning, but i've always misheard a lyric as "You're always there for me Tiffany" and so i sound like a weirdo

esp if someone around me is named Tiffany

@ceralor eeeee thank you <3333333

@ceralor yep! it's a peb! the Time Steel, and this strap is very cute 💜💜💜

@poss_bot it's super good! also this space is gonna get a lot more color, it's just resting right now |333

okaaaaay this is the outcome of a couple days of ikeaWork

#ikeaPosting

@poss_bot goodnessss <3 i can't remember if i've heard your voice before but it's lovely

@poss_bot whoa, are you doing the vocals? this song sounds great~ <3

elve is stored in the shelve

elf is stored in the shelf

but I need to finish my ikeacrime shelving unit and the cleaning and the laundry

I'm playing too much Dead Cells but look,

it's rill gud

walking into a cafe yesterday with my partner yesterday, cashier called from the counter, "hi ladies how are you today?" and i was like "??? =D ???? =?"

like, wow, i actually thought i couldn't be seen as anything but male, and tbh that might be the most concretely stateable "goal" i have

on the other hand, i wish it didn't happen with a "ladies," it's frustrating for us

also later in the day the cashier at Home Depot seemed to be mansplaining how to use a wall anchor

give me a lightly grown out pixie cut with those long sideburns dealies tbh

i didn't get to go to the Ikea Forgiveness Center and repent today, so actually i'm gonna try rigging this thing

remember that instructional pictographs are only suggestions

#ikeaPosting ™️

anyway i just get happy about using my name, i'm a heckin nerd

the cashier at the burgplace was like "name for the order?" and i'm like "tanuki" and he's like

"t, a, n u k i? that's a cool name!" i'm really used to spelling it out

and i'm like "bless you, burgerlord, my grill liege"

@tanuki2000 (c) High Quality Nookposting

@xenon i also lost a screw but that commandment is a little further down the line from "measure your stuff first"

my room's dysphoria is strong tonight, it just wants to have a little bit longer wall ;__;

*hugs wall*

your wall is as long as you want it to be. it's not your fault these shelves are built like this. they just don't understand