Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

Got to use a really good pickup line today and it worked. Heh— still got it

Me, flirting with a pillow princess: haha yeah so I'm stone
Her: oh I can tell from when we saw each other in person that one time.

Now to pay the game of "does she think stone is an intensifier for super butch or am I exuding such intense touch-me-not energy that it's a visible aura?"

I was born to be in love with the world, why else was I given so many senses to know it so intimately?

I don't know how to properly explain to people that I am genuinely in love with flowers. The smell, the taste, the feel, I would bury myself in petals until my clothes and skin are bruised with a galaxy of color, allergies be damned. Meet me in the lilacs and tell me secrets under their blossoming branches, we'll keep them between you, me, and a million purple stars

My girlfriend looking over my shoulder to see me just looking intensely at pictures of Hedy Lamarr

Should I ever be blessed to own a home I want to make it a home only we could love

I need to do better

@MxSadie very appreciated, and the patch is cool as hell!

As someone who is routinely called either a MILF or Daddy I am celebrating both days

@Genderqueerwolf Mystery brassicas should be more of a thing; they make a fun, edible surprise.

My body hurts so so so bad but the sun is out and flower petals are spinning through the air and all I want to do is dance in this radiant moment

I've had friends in abundance before, but they often have vanished when my life gets hard. But now it's like "I'm going to come with you to your appointment and make them listen" "I care about the mental load it takes for you to communicate with me, let me lighten the load" "I know it's hard for you to accept affection, lets find a way to work through this together." And that's probably because of my circle is so full of CC and disabled folks who just get it.

I never thought I'd reach a point in my life where I would have an abundance of lovers and friends who care so much for me and approach me with kindness and support the way I have now.

I need my bench set up and a spoke shave (the sexiest hand tool) so I can make myself a new cane

@TheJen I've loved their team up in the books and the show, I'm obsessed with the take-no-shit gang.

Despite having been a story teller all my life I'm playing a bard for the very first time, I'm really enjoying Dungeon World and finally getting to be a PC

I walked through a cloud of flower petals and the sun is out so no matter what today will be a good day

@MxSadie pulling this off has vastly improved my mornings, it's one of my favorite rituals of the day

Y'all need to up your game, I cannot be hopping over low bars with these femmes and being treated like someone exceptional for doing so.

What lesbian prince will I present myself as this evening?