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So the latest Tor update included a massive design overhaul and it feels so weird. Not that it's bad or anything, it's just such a change from the last design that it looks like a completely different browser

money, -, aws, mastodon hosting, donations 

@maple just pledged $4 a month. Hope it helps

shit mid 00's people say: 

@softgoat lol my first phone. Still remember those cheesy ads where they were used as fighting knives

i got my ears cleaned out for the first time and it's so weird? like, i can hear my hair,

Picking up something from the shop and overheard a little girl behind me absolutely astonished by the fact that I've painted my nails
"But he's a boy! Are they allowed to do that?"

hi I'm here for like 3 minutes before I go to board games

Just want to say that you're all really great ♥

"What are your plans for the weekend?"
An innocent question that becomes terrifying when asked by your boss

That awkward moment when you're in a chat and see your friend start typing so you stop but they see you typing so they stop and you end up you're both just sitting there, daring each other to start typing first

moo 

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Painting my nails while lip-synching to Andrew Lloyd Webber because I am an adult

Me: Okay, finally have some free time. Let's get some writing done
Brain: Or, hear me out, we could instead write one sentence and then spend the next hour wasting time on YouTube

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