JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

stuck in useless and annoying video conferences all day? Why not switch off your camera and make progress on those long overdue sewing projects!

this is idiotic but i happened to notice my odometer hit all 6's and i couldn't let the occasion pass!

get yourself a boyfriend who loves you enough to make homemade gormet coffee liquor that makes a killer White Russian. in related news, I am drunk af rn

apparently duolingo is preparing me for socioeconomically respectful tourism

Went for a walk along Route 1. The cliffs were beautiful today! And weirdly Alice's restaurant is still open! For... takeout potato chips I guess?

Thanks, DMV! Timing's not so great, though, since I don't have a commute anymore...

Went out yesterday for some essential exercise! feels great to be outdoors for once. <3

I was ably to buy hand soap off Amazon because they hadn't yet run out of the bad kinds of smells. "I need soap to keep my family alive through this life threatening pandemic... Oh wait it's basil scented? I'd rather die."

i went out and got my essential exercise at a park today! with "fear of outside" so strong, its easy to forget that the world is still a beautiful place. just avoid the part of it that's got human beings. :-/

trying out our new local eatery, "coffee, lobsters, and ladders"

i like this idea

Thanks everyone for a lovely FC2020!

just checked into our airbnb and turned on the Chromecast, wherein it became obvious that our landlords are googlers who have kitted out the place with internal beta shit >.>

I don't understand what this word is supposed to mean but I definitely don't want it

this squirrel version of the tiny hands gag gift is like, the most upsetting thing ever

i enjoy soap and candles which claim to contain ingredients like "full spectrum electromagnetic energy", or "the concept of time itself"

I made a fake cyberpunk ad for FC2020! Love the con theme this year.

Happy Winter Solstice! We celebrate the longest night of the year with a dinner by lamplight of our favorite summertime foods. We're on our way back to summer!

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