JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

the thing where you relive every moment of the interview for weeks until you find out if you got the job, wondering if you said something wrong and doomed yourself

Drunk text https://computerfairi.es/media/jV3pSdG3rIhVywN0iCE

p sure i just nailed the shit out of that interview. It was clearly a softball but ill take it!

Sampling the local whiskey bar scene in [checks clipboard] San Diego?! https://computerfairi.es/media/-R0_I47Hb34QXdpaSfE

Sam says hi! https://computerfairi.es/media/mUESkbZj6-Ad5AUNimo

Resignation letter sent. D:

YOU GUYS. The EU is getting rid of Daylight Saving Time! We can be next! https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680

wow this old forgotten "Silver Hawks" cartoon intro is WAY more '80s than I expected it to be: https://youtu.be/bUe5Ugg6Iks

"own a filthy shack and a tesla" should be the official motto of mountain view

You enter a room. Inside the room is Apple lead designer Jony Ive. Jony begins talking about his thoughts on product design.

Jony talks for a number of seconds, after which time you can't stand it anymore and you slap his stupid face.

This is your Jony Ive number.

soon. https://computerfairi.es/media/hbcbhnMbJuSLQf8Burw

six hours of anxiety dreams about choosing the right telegram sticker

Last night of my stay-cation. Tomorrow I shall have to seem to care about work again! Boo!

who do i gotta blow to get a decent-tasting tomato in this town

I've finally gotten access to the Twitter API and my friends, their documentation is abject trash. It's literally thousands of short, detail-free "overview" pages which link to each other in a never-ending circle. This stuff was not written by anyone who understood the API, nor particularly wanted you to successfully use it.

well that's a bit cheeky

TIL my stepmom has a pretty substantial weed stash. >.>