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this squirrel version of the tiny hands gag gift is like, the most upsetting thing ever

i enjoy soap and candles which claim to contain ingredients like "full spectrum electromagnetic energy", or "the concept of time itself"

I just want to say how thankful I am for the fediverse, and all the interesting new people I've met here.

I've stumbled in here when I was starting to feel alienated by the internet and social networks, I guess I'm just glad to have this space.

I made a fake cyberpunk ad for FC2020! Love the con theme this year.

favorite lunchtime conversation topics for boomers:
- giving each other verbal driving directions to local businesses that used to exist
- how cheap houses used to be
- the time grandma ran for mayor
- kids today and their damned phones

Happy Winter Solstice! We celebrate the longest night of the year with a dinner by lamplight of our favorite summertime foods. We're on our way back to summer!

boy the workday really flies by when you start after lunch and then don't do jack shit all afternoon

imagine if everyone in advertising were doing literally anything else

2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

me: "this CSS rule will match exactly what I intend"
<seconds later, every time>
me: "oh."

lying awake in bed in the middle of the night, in a quiet room, I just now had an unmistakable auditory hallucination of the Duolingo "lesson complete" sound. Maybe 400+ day streaks are not a good idea ... o.O

The Album Leaf! This is really quite a strange show... but I'm into it ^.^

now that i've slept for 30 hours, here's my belated pawcon tweet! We had such an awesome time this year, thanks
@pacanthro
for organizing a great little local con. And thanks especially to all of you local critters for turning up and being fun!

evry time someone quits a telegram group without explanation or a goodbye message im basically horrified lol

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