JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

Went for a walk along Route 1. The cliffs were beautiful today! And weirdly Alice's restaurant is still open! For... takeout potato chips I guess?

Thanks, DMV! Timing's not so great, though, since I don't have a commute anymore...

Went out yesterday for some essential exercise! feels great to be outdoors for once. <3

90% of this Zoom discussion is just about using Zoom. Which kind of reminds me of how 20 years ago when cell phones were new, and every cell phone conversation was like "I'm on a cell phone!"

I was ably to buy hand soap off Amazon because they hadn't yet run out of the bad kinds of smells. "I need soap to keep my family alive through this life threatening pandemic... Oh wait it's basil scented? I'd rather die."

i went out and got my essential exercise at a park today! with "fear of outside" so strong, its easy to forget that the world is still a beautiful place. just avoid the part of it that's got human beings. :-/

oh man y'all are all like "*twirls in meadow* so much free time now!" and i am just doing the same sitting around the house doing jack shit that i always did... am i pandemic'ing wrong?

"our lawyers are hysterical."
"you mean like, they're funny?"
"no."

omg my coworkers have convened a blue ribbon commission to investigate the mystery of WHY AREN'T PEOPLE READING OUR NEWSLETTER smh

trying out our new local eatery, "coffee, lobsters, and ladders"

i like this idea

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woke up on the kitchen floor this morning with a bruised arm and a headache. o.O I think I know the cause and it's nothing to worry about... but... a bit exciting!

omg researchers are like, impressively terrible at diagnosing, even the supposed software engineers. "hmm my untested script crashed, maybe my computer stopped doing math correctly?" "... no I bet that isn't the issue kiddo..."

it would be difficult to overstate how much I'm looking forward to seeing nobody and doing nothing this weekend.

Thanks everyone for a lovely FC2020!

just checked into our airbnb and turned on the Chromecast, wherein it became obvious that our landlords are googlers who have kitted out the place with internal beta shit >.>

is the song "Final Countdown" stuck in your head? and if not, why not?

my new years resolution was to be more fully present and listen carefully during meetings and conversations, instead of multitasking and fiddling with my phone. Considering that I'm writing this toot during a meeting, this is not off to a good start. >.>

I don't understand what this word is supposed to mean but I definitely don't want it