JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2018
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a thing that you should never, ever do is take a loaf of greenlee's schedule-1 cinnamon bread, soak each slice in a mixture of egg, ice cream, and rum, and fry it up like french toast
it just occurred to me that since nobody will be having an office Halloween party this year, there will be no campus security restrictions on face covered costumes... Sorely tempted to wear my fursuit to a team meeting!
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ok @jjwolverine just replicated *perfectly* this appetizer of fig jam & goat cheese on toast from my favorite wine bar (sadly off limits since march)
but he made the fig jam himself from figs in our yard!
this week at work is like Shark Week, but lawyers
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Random heat lightning last night! In California for gods sake! *eats hat*
me, about every game: "i miss playing that game! aww it was so great. i should fire it up"
game: "welcome back! you'll recall that your current task is to collect 57 radishes for the village. you currently have 2."
me: "ah yes, now i remember that i hate this"
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haha. ha. yeah get me out of this country
suddenly finding myself with extra time relax today, but i don't know how to relax anymore. >.>
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A neat thing that I’ve noticed about mastodon is that there isn’t a torrent of stuff so I can see things posted like weeks ago and like or respond to it because I missed it at the time. I seem to remember twitter being like that a long time ago.
the Washington Post has now completely stopped using the oxford comma, should i cancel my subscription
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if you haven't seen alton brown make rice krispies treats during the pandemic, it's truly amazing and worth watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dworC_RqzHw
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WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING RECIPE ON THE INTERNET START WITH AN EIGHT PAGE NARRATIVE NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR HOW MEMORIES OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDHOOD LEAD YOU TO THIS RECIPE AND I ESPECIALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GRANDMA SHE WAS PROLLY A BITCH
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guys mastodon is cool again for real this time 
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last night's cooking project: i made slider buns and @jjwolverine made tiny turkey burgers and cole slaw
in the south, cole slaw is uniformly white, with _maybe_ a bit of orange carrot peeking out... so this was weird (and tasty!) to see cole slaw with a bunch of new colors
turns out each slider bun is about 1oz of flour. i made 9 from 8oz (1/2 pound) but the corner ones were a bit sad -- it's hard to make dough stay in a square!
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cleaning the bedroom and looking in drawers i haven't opened in months... i'm like "lol pants i remember those"
Your favorite pretend wolverine.
Joined Apr 2018
