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This is an old project, but by some miracle it's still working and I woke up this morning wanting to celebrate the things I love more.

This Inkplate e-ink screen shows Conway's Game of Life, seeded from tarpits I have on the Internet. The tarpits are programs on my computer that superficially look like insecure Telnet and Remote Desktop services, but actually exist to respond super slowly and make bots scanning the Internet 'get stuck'.

When a bot connects to the tarpit, the data it sends gets squished into a 5x5 grid and 'stamped' onto a Game of Life board. Data from a bot at the IP address 1.1.x.x will get stamped on the top left corner, data from a bot at 254.254.x.x will get stamped on the bottom right corner.

Conway's Game of Life, a set of simple rules that govern whether cells should turn on or off, updates the display once per second. The result is that bot attacks end up appearing as distinct 'creatures', that get bigger and more angry looking over time (as their centre is updated with new data). After the attack finishes, the 'creature' eventually burns itself out.

Despite that description, it's a really chill piece of art that doesn't draw too much attention but I can happily watch for a long time.

Credit for the idea goes to @_mattata, I had been wanting to make a real-life version of XKCD #350 for years before seeing his Botnet Fishbowl project.

#projects #inkplate #esp32 #eink #infosec #tarpit

There def needs to be a German version of Mawaan Rizwan’s song: “are you checking me out or are you just a racist?”

youtu.be/IANuSMgUak8

whenever i host a gathering my anxiety brain is like "nobody is going to come!!! and we're going to run out of food/drink!!! aaaahhhhh!!!!!"

🚨 NEW HELLO METEOR 🚨

hellometeor.bandcamp.com/album

their songs always sound like they've been plucked straight out of my brain

Needed some pictures to illustrate a semi-serious presentation, so I finally gave Dall-E 2 a shot, and what can I say, the Hacker Cats of Dall-E are quite good.

Wow i met my first chemtrails person! The mechanic next door to the smog shop pointed up at the completely ordinary cirrus cloud formations above us and said "my brother in the air force says you gotta get indoors when you see that". I didnt think anyone believed in that stuff!

on "scaling mastodon is impossible" 

lucumr.pocoo.org/2022/11/14/sc

i think the author has good & interesting points, and i was glad to read a more serious counterpoint than the usual "twitter sucks but the fediverse is confusing"

but there are some things i disagree with:

🧵 (1/7)

Once again, for the new folks in the peanut gallery, if on Android, try Tusky. If iOS, pay the $2 for Toot! The official app is, well, ass. The folks who boost this will underscore how true this is.

Got some company from this v chill lil fella while waiting to smog my car. It's the smog dog!

A Linux audio driver walks into a bar

Bartender: "what would you like?"

pulseaudio[18814]: No object for name "alsa_output.pci-0000_04_00.1.hdmi-stereo"

Bartender: "I can't hear you?"

pulseaudio[18814]: core-util.c: Failed to connect to system bus: Did not receive a reply

Recently on :tumblr:

I like especially the foot note at the end!

(I'm pretty sure it's just a (btw good) joke. But you can really buy that for a one-time purchase of $7.99.)

#tumblr

It was great to see everyone at PawCon this weekend!!! Buuuut MAN i had forgotten how rough it is on my social batteries to try to see old friends and think of something to say. The next day I thought of like 30 better conversation topics than "uhhhh hi good to see you boy it's been a long time" that I wish I'd said. Next time I need to like prepare a powerpoint deck or something. lol

Food, multilingual pun 

I've finally looked up how empanadas got their name

they're em 'in' + pan 'bread' + ada 'past participle'

so they're embreaded

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