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me: do you sell ducks?

him: yes, but they're going quick

me: ok I'll take one

[later]

duck: quick

me: I see

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Double freakin rainbow πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@Xkeeper I had crossposting suggested to me a few times to ease the transition away from twitter or whatever and I never liked the idea for exactly that reason
I hate the thought of just farting posts out into the void on a website I'm not even checking

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"AI scanning agreements like Bluesky's are common for all major social media sites, because AI automation is the ONLY cost effective way to moderate a platform with that many users!"

(looking around)

"i...is it???"

(peeking out of the door and into the hall to ask the mods)

"Is it????"

(walking out into the street calling out to the owners and admins of other servers)

"IS IT, FOLKS???"

@xdanieldzd one thing that was/is great about twitter for me is how international it is in a way very few other platforms ever managed & I don't see that on here or any of the other alternatives really

@xdanieldzd yeah the fragmentation is real
enough of my friends & mutuals from twitter are on here that it is worth me being here to keep in touch with them, but it definitely still appeals to a particular niche & big groups of people just aren't here and probably will never be

@Xkeeper apparently there wasn't even a town here when it was built. Some Victorian guy decided it would be a good place for a big railway interchange and so it was

@Xkeeper are there any catboy bots on here. asking for a me

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Unfortunately, despite being a short recording, Cat Calls managed to make it through OK (1981)

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