maple classic™ 
my ordinary life: ep 1
(apropos of nothing, out of nowhere)
"bingo shoes"
"bingo shoes?"
"yeah the shoes that you go to bingo with"
my ordinary life: ep 2, kink mention
(in a furry club in second life)
"OH i thought you were talking about programming macros"
"jesus christ you're a nerd"
my ordinary life: ep 3
me: "do you come from a land down under?"
laserscheme: "vegemite sandwich!"
my ordinary life: ep 4
laserscheme, talking about shirts: "need to figure out what size i am..."
me, without missing a beat: "bird sized!"
laserscheme: "ok."
my ordinary life: ep 5
me: "i'm a gay furry..."
laserscheme: "the gayest furriest"
my ordinary life: ep 6
laserscheme: *too quiet to understand*
me: "did you just say you don't like butts???"
laser: "no i don't like BUTTONS! i ADORE butts!"
me: "OHHHHHH"
my ordinary life: ep 7
"honkachonk"
"why are we like this"
"poop"
"poop"
my ordinary life: ep 8
me: "you're dating a gamer"
laser: "is that with a y"
me:
me: "yes"
laser: "good"
my ordinary life: ep 9, drug mention
laser: "it was like... what were those things that they had, in the 80s..."
me: "... cocaine?"
laser:
laser: "PAGERS"
my ordinary life: ep 10
laser: "an odometer measures how many odos per hour there are"
me:
my ordinary life: ep 11
laser: "i would ... pancakes"
me: "i would pancakes with you too"
laser: "we nouns as a verb. good times"
linguistic tangent
@lizardsquid hmm. i should google that