@BatElite hey~!
@BatElite o no
@lizardsquid Well what else do I do?
@BatElite you better hide the evidence quick, I think someone's coming!
@lizardsquid *pushes/sweeps you under a rug. The huge bulge you form under it is very conspicuous.*
Please be quiet while they're here. Rugs aren't meant to speak!
@BatElite *squeaks in confirmation, the rug shifting as I breathe*
@lizardsquid Now who goes there? I'm a completely innocent rug admirer, don't mind me!
@lizardsquid Oh dear I broke the lizard again.
I must hide the evidence.