Today is my birthday.
Tomorrow is Eviction Day.
Trying not to stress, but...
I have a solid case for why the eviction is unlawful, and I intend to very politely refuse to vacate the premises.
If this goes pear-shaped, I lose everything.
Oh Well, it's all Just Stuff anyway...
Oh, and Jerk Face Landlord has been telling people I, a pacifist, threatened him.
May I remind you it was *him* who pounded on my door, yelling, at 0144 in the morning.
Hatchday
@lizardsquid stealin this werd.
>_>
<_<
...yoink.
^_^