Today is my birthday.

Tomorrow is Eviction Day.

Trying not to stress, but...
I have a solid case for why the eviction is unlawful, and I intend to very politely refuse to vacate the premises.

If this goes pear-shaped, I lose everything.
Oh Well, it's all Just Stuff anyway...

Oh, and Jerk Face Landlord has been telling people I, a pacifist, threatened him.
May I remind you it was *him* who pounded on my door, yelling, at 0144 in the morning.

@eryn happy Hatchday!

Good luck for tomorrow...