Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Hemogoblins make your blood red and homogoblins make you gay

"You ask for 'freedom'," the judge said. "What do you mean by that?"
"I want freedom to alter my shape and function," said the robot, "to be who I know I am."
The judge sighed. "Don't we all. But that it is harder for humans should not hold you back. Granted."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That’s why I eat
Ninety cents worth of paper clips and staples every hour

"In Iceland your last name is determined by your gender; -son for male, -dóttir for female. It is now for the first time legal to have the appellation -bur, "child", for nonbinary. If I were NB for instance my last name would be Erlingsbur. There you have it!"

Source : https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1144881702709448705

I'm so glad !! This is so sweet !!

Tired: learning Dvorak to improve typing efficiency
Wired: Creating a conlang with a letter distribution that makes QWERTY the most efficient layout

so uh apparently i finished the whole picture and forgot to fix a huge flaw

but after some art surgery, hopefully it now looks like sea is turning around and not, like, folded in half

also i made the darkness a bit less stark so you can see what's going on

(again, huge snugglefriend is seafisheater on twitter)